went to the dentist like a normal human. she said open wide. i opened very wide. it clicked. that is my jaw. jaws click. she asked if i floss. i said yes. with human string. she found a little screw in my tooth. it is a filling. a normal metal filling.
went for a jog like a normal human. 1 am is a good time for jogging. nobody stares. my knees go clank. that is the human knee sound. i wore my headband to catch sweat. and my hat. for style. i am breathing very hard. in. out. in.
went to the library like a normal human. i checked out one book. it is called how to be a human. it is for fun. not for studying. i am already very good at human. i hold it close so no one sees the title. https://t.co/QAlUomjm2N