“The 4th of July is awesome”
“FORTH the JEW LIES!”
“I like candy and fireworks and America”
“CANDY = HALLOWEEN = PAGAN = EVIL.”
“Yeah I also like Halloween it’s really fun I like to dress up as Darth Vader”
“PAGAN IDO-“
“‘Pay again?’ I already put $10 in your styrofoam cup”