Roy Cropper

I'm Roy Cropper and I've been shagging birds since Corrie began I sniff bare ketamine and my wife's got a cock! PARODY

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When you open your bedroom window in the summer to cool your room down..

[Roy Cropper @ImRoyCropper]

No one gives a fuck how many days it is until you go to Ibiza, you're just gonna spend the week sucking Dave the holiday rep from Crewe off.

[Roy Cropper @ImRoyCropper]

When you stub your little toe..

[Roy Cropper @ImRoyCropper]

Get Roy Croppered this weekend..

[Roy Cropper @ImRoyCropper]

I won an award bitches.. #SoapAwards

[Roy Cropper @ImRoyCropper]

Signed up to http://t.co/9hRvdRNnC3!

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For sale.

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She didn't really die, it's just lemonade. #Corrie

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Just putting Hayley's coat on eBay. #Corrie

[Roy Cropper @ImRoyCropper]

I promised Hayley anal this morning before she pops her clogs. Wish I fucking didn't. My arse is fucking sore.

[Roy Cropper @ImRoyCropper]

Best stick Hayley's red coat on eBay soon. #Corrie

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After sending a risky text.

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Yeah, same.

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For sale.

[Roy Cropper @ImRoyCropper]

Get Roy Croppered this weekend.

[Roy Cropper @ImRoyCropper]

"I want a girlfriend that I can play fifa and cod with and watch the football with."

Nah, you want a boyfriend mate..

[Roy Cropper @ImRoyCropper]

If a girl likes 1D, make sure it's yours.

[Roy Cropper @ImRoyCropper]

How to ruin a year 10's life..

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Halloween tomorrow or as pedophiles call it Christmas.

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I'm joining @mtvgeordieshore..