THE RANCH

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Are we heading to municipal court or dropping the hottest mixtape of 2016?

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*Finishes last final*
*Takes deep breath*
*Chugs whiskey*
*Hits blunt*
*Sleeps until next semester*

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The biggest adrenaline rush is crossing 15th and Ivinson before the walk signal comes on

[Miss Wyoming @MissAmericaWY]

I love being a title holder that embraces my curves and shows young women that you don't have to hide them! #MissWyo

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Is it really that hard to stand for the national anthem?

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@RobertRalston82

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@MeninistTweet @RobertRalston82

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Rumor has it The Ranch got a boat

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

https://t.co/b9uaZNeovG

[Jessica Kois @joycekois]

@ImShmucked

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Monday: *sleeps til noon, skips two classes*

Tuesday: *gets up at 8 am to party on a snow day*

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Funding laramie's public schools with drinking citations #totalfratmove

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If you send me snapchats that are on your story then we are not friends.

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Every week has a weekend

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Ranch was lit

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Tonight's theme: BEACH PARTY
Bikini tops, swim shorts and tanks!
BYOB, freshman boys just stay home lol

[Robert Ralston @realBobRalston]

Still waiting for @carrieunderwood to be the cover for the @SInow swimsuit edition #dreamgirl #perfection #futurewife #illbuy30copies

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Tomorrow's theme party:
PAJAMAS!!!!!
Make sure to dress the theme to get in. Bring girls and booze!

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Sports jersey party was a success! Stay tuned for next Saturday's theme :)