I love seeing what people from other countries put on their USA bucket lists because it is not the stuff we think it will be.
They’re not saying “Grand Canyon” or “New York City.”
They’re saying Buc-ee’s, a Big Gulp, Texas BBQ, baseball, a rodeo, a drive thru, Chipotle, a gun range, and watching something completely ridiculous happen in a Walmart parking lot.
And the funny part is they’re not wrong.
America is so normal to us that we forget how bizarre and entertaining it probably looks from the outside.
If somebody came here and asked you for the real American experience, what are you making them do first?
Vacation brain is awesome. All I did was eat and drink and walk around and not deny myself anything so my brain is like “wow great town. I should move here. It would probably be like this every day”
i turned my phone off for a full weekend once. by saturday evening i had:
- cleaned my entire place
- cooked a real meal
- read 120 pages
- had the best sleep of my adult life.
we don't have an anxiety epidemic. we have an overstimulation epidemic.
Wasn’t going to go to Pilates because I’ve been having a bad week but I forced myself to go and it turns out forcing yourself to exercise when you don’t want to actually does make you feel better
Denver won it all in 2017.
Denver won it all in 2022.
Denver won it all in 2024.
Denver won it all in 2026.
College Hockey has a dynasty.
They play in Denver, Colorado.
It blows my mind that the projected splashdown time for Artemis II was 5:07pm, and it was, in fact, 5:07pm.
Just a casual spot-on ETA from the fucking moon, no big deal.
Denver sports lately 🔥
⚾️ The Rockies entered Thursday with the longest active winning streak in MLB
🏀 The Nuggets entered Thursday with the longest active winning streak in the NBA
🏒 The Avalanche have clinched the top spot in the Western Conference
🏒 The University of Denver will play in Thursday's Frozen Four
⚽ Denver Summit FC broke the single-game NWSL attendance record on March 28 (63,004)
🥍 The Colorado Mammoth are tied atop the National Lacrosse League standings
1. Taylor has always needed help. This isn’t new information. She should have never been cast as the Bachelorette.
2. Dakota is 100% behind everything that’s been released. He sucks too.
3. ABC knew that video existed and they’re just cancelling now because of public backlash
Getting your workout done early gives you the freedom to focus on your hobbies after work since fitness is already out of the way. It’s an advantage people don’t understand until they try it, and it really allows you to do more with your day.