Siman 💬

I'm the kind of guy that if I look at a bottle & it says concentrate.. I stare at it for hours.

he/they/him

[Siman 💬 @ImSimplySimon]

Great advice re: Covid
https://t.co/SCtIuhs0yo

[💀ꋊꏂ꒦ꏂꋪ ꑄꋬꐟ ꒻ꏂꑄꑄ💀 @bassbarbie182]

Tips from an ICU nurse to treat (mild) COVID at home: a thread.

[Siman 💬 @ImSimplySimon]

@UncleRedCardio @CoveredGeekly Well resident alien had Filion a a cameo Octopus so..... probably.

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

some Irish primary school kids made a tune and there is zero legitimate reason for it to go this hard holy shit

[Siman 💬 @ImSimplySimon]

@JimmyP_______ @GarethDaviesVoC 🙏

[Siman 💬 @ImSimplySimon]

@BurfordBen @GarethDaviesVoC It means "clears throat" I have an agenda, I want to sound empathic to wales and foster followers, to garner momentum ahead of an election the conservatives could never win.

Wales remembers.

Instead we all agree the transport links are as bad North to South.

[Siman 💬 @ImSimplySimon]

@D34NO_23 @GarethDaviesVoC I live in South. If there was a direct train to the North I'd probably have moved there or at least holiday there a heck of a lot more. I love North Wales but getting there can be so difficult. Saying that the drive through breacon and the costal lines are glorious.

[Siman 💬 @ImSimplySimon]

@jimmylegends34 @21xfour @4FantasticoBRA @screenrant @ComicBook You got your wish

[Siman 💬 @ImSimplySimon]

@21xfour Rumor over.

[Siman 💬 @ImSimplySimon]

@Cmort5150 @21xfour @4FantasticoBRA @screenrant @ComicBook How's that worked out...

[Siman 💬 @ImSimplySimon]

@hotwaxbandd you absolutely rocked so fucking hard tonight! Thanks for the signed vinyl hope to catch you again! Ps get a discord!

[Siman 💬 @ImSimplySimon]

@GPNewport @NewportCouncil Why breaking the back window of the car? That seems odd.

[Siman 💬 @ImSimplySimon]

@mrkenanderson when you fixing wrestling... honestly. The wrestling world needs you, now more than ever.

[Barto @bartonovopolis]

THIS GAME GOES SO HARD

[Siman 💬 @ImSimplySimon]

Spot. On.

[Cary Cooper @ProfCaryCooper]

What damage the Conservatives have done to the UK over 14 years is summarised by this Newsnight panelist

[Sarah-Jayne Tobin @TheSJTobin]

When you’re a goalkeeper... and an only child... in self isolation... and trying to keep up with your training... 😂😂came up with this himself! I’m so impressed. #coronavirus #StayHomeStaySafe

[Siman 💬 @ImSimplySimon]

Bingo

[Dr Matt Kneale (🦋drmk.link) @drmattuk]

@seaninsound @MarinaPurkiss @NicKeaney @JamesCleverly We should prioritise the learning of "how to learn", transferable skills and encourage people to be able to drift into new sectors with sufficient backing and support. The best skill for the 21st century appears to be "transferability".

[Siman 💬 @ImSimplySimon]

But a cup of coffee is worth it.

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

Twitter Blue Verified costs only ~23 cents/day if bought annually via web.

Cheaper than a cup of coffee!

[Siman 💬 @ImSimplySimon]

@Whatevah_Amy Phew I checked... I'm not a bot lucky me thank you.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

This is a very, very important point

It explains why the Sun is concentrating on a story
of very little significance to our lives, thus distracting its readers from the real possibility that Boris Johnson is deliberately trying to destroy evidence of his criminality

[Martin🔶 @PlexNetflix]

Caroline Flack committed suicide, Huw Edwards in an mental health hospital. How many stories does it take for The Sun to be reigned in?