Brian Springer

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Brian Springer @ImSprung25]

@NoahKahan Is Stick Season about summer because of the all popsicles and corndogs?

[Kevin Adams @KevinAdams26]

And the Steelers take Gennings Dunker. OL. Iowa.

I love this fkn guy.

[Brian Springer @ImSprung25]

How soon can I order a Gennings Dunker jersey??

[Brian Springer @ImSprung25]

@MelKiperESPN @McShay13 Hey guys, you want to come over tomorrow night for a pregame dinner? Mac n cheese then some Drumstick ice cream? Carb up before the weekend

[Sebastian Joseph-Day @SJD_51]

DUH

[Brian Springer @ImSprung25]

@DuquesneLight All day yesterday, the outage map said restoration was by end of the day. I called yesterday evening and was told nobody was even in our neighborhood. This morning the map said “crew en route”.. now “awaiting dispatch”… is this map to provide anything accurate?

[Brian Springer @ImSprung25]

Damn @trevorlawrence Jacksonville already got an international game?!

[Laura Ingraham @IngrahamAngle]

Taking off. See you on air tmrw!

[Brian Springer @ImSprung25]

Paolo is on a crazy run on Jeopardy this week. Absolute dominance

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Her husband ends up being a pedophile

[Brian Springer @ImSprung25]

Mowing the lawn and shoveling the driveway the same game, just on a different field

[Brian Springer @ImSprung25]

Every time I see Kristi Noem, Scary Movie always pops into my head

[Homeland Dems @HomelandDems]

POV you’re a bad dog

[Brian Springer @ImSprung25]

@steelers please don’t do this

[Brian Springer @ImSprung25]

@PeteHegseth @POTUS

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

me reading captain underpants

[Brian Springer @ImSprung25]

A children’s book has more pages than the Steelers playbook

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

girls with autism- “ooo i’m kinda shy”

boys with autism-

[ABC News @ABC]

Members of the Texas National Guard have arrived in Illinois, according to sources familiar with their whereabouts and video taken of them at an Army Reserve training facility in a Chicago suburb.

Read more: https://t.co/AkmU3diD97

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

if i see anybody built like this in front of a smoke rig i want whatever come off that thang…wings, ribs, fries, a poptart