Chirag Mathers

*Some pretty cool badass clichéd stuff is written over here to fondle your judgemental balls*

[Chirag Mathers @ImThatStanGuy]

"What's the craziest thing you've done for sex?"

Me :

[sgb @sadgirlyboss]

love how we say "slept like a baby" when babies are, objectively speaking, the worst demographic of sleepers

[autist @litteralyme0]

How that 2 week talking stage felt before getting ghosted

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

hey sorry I didn't text back, life has lost all meaning to me

[Lily Jay @lilyjayofficial]

Isn’t America so blessed. Every time they go out to “liberate” Muslim women… they find oil! What are the odds!?

[Sabrina @neu_rot_ic]

it's kind of like we live in medieval times cause everything is mid and evil

[Cassandra 🎬🧜🏻‍♀️ @TheMovieMermaid]

“You attract what you fear” ohhh noooooo not a fuckin break please God nooo

[maro @ProofofMaro]

the human body was not designed to remember this many passwords

[Anime Shots @anime_shots]

😭😭

[ebby ᥫ᭡. @luvshqrks]

wtf is casual. casual drinking, casual dating. i only know extreme. extreme substance abuse, extreme attachment and lovebombing

[NETTI🇵🇹🇫🇷🇸🇳🫐 @Blocboy_GT]

No substance i used was ever abused. Only loved

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

waking up from a dream that was better than your actual life

[TRAFON(s Backup Account) @RiseFallNickBck]

Now she knows!

[Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence]

Him: wanna watch Batman Forever?

Me: I can watch for a little but then I have to work in the morning