The DO Double G

[dogwifjob @dogwifjob_sol]

customer wanted everything to match

nailed it

[dogwifjob @dogwifjob_sol]

they said keep your eyes on the ball

so i did solana:9Pq7aLAbhDG2tTnS22cm6kuysZVcZpLFE368HWuypump

[The DO Double G @ImTheDOdoubleG]

INTERNAL MEMO · JobOS 98
FROM: gary (management)
TO: all employees
RE: saturday

yeahhh... we're gonna need you to come in on saturday.

the chart doesn't close on weekends. the blockchain doesn't take PTO. so neither does the office.

saturday dress code: casual.
the dog wore the tie anyway. nobody asked him to. nobody ever asks him anything.

weekend attendance report:
→ 6,385 holders clocked in (5,661 on thursday)
→ mint: revoked. freeze: revoked. tax: 0%.
→ LP: 100% locked
→ break room open all weekend: https://t.co/ql5lguf4ea

weekend tasks (optional, but gary is watching):
1. like and repost. you'd be surprised how far one repost goes.
2. post your best office meme with $JOB. the stapler ones are taken.
3. bring a coworker. the desk next to the printer is still open.

overtime pay: memes. same as weekdays.

see you monday. actually, see you saturday.

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[Jah Purr @WagWanDoggy]

Your phone just got a side job. 🐕💼

Samsung Wallet now supports USDC transfers on Solana for eligible U.S. Galaxy users.

No separate cryptocurrency app. No seed phrase to manage.

The dog has questions. Mostly about payroll.

[The DO Double G @ImTheDOdoubleG]

COMPANY DIRECTORY · updated nov 6
RE: where to find the dog

new hires keep getting lost in the building. here's the directory.

headquarters
→ https://t.co/4sTJug6YId (JobOS 98. yes, it boots up.)

the paperwork
→ @coingecko: the gecko hired the dog
→ @CoinMarketCap: side hustle
→ @JupiterExchange: verified. badge and everything.

branch offices (wallet + DEX apps where you can find $JOB)
→ Binance Wallet
→ OKX Wallet
→ Bitget Wallet
→ Gate DEX

the break room
→ https://t.co/ql5lgufC3I

5,939 employees as of this morning. one dog. seven lanyards. still no corner office.

security notice from the front desk:
there is one contract. this one. if someone DMs you a "new CA," a "migration" or an "airdrop claim," that's not HR. that's a guy in the parking lot.

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[dogwifjob @dogwifjob_sol]

your order is safe

[LooneyTroll @TheLooneyTroll]

Wow that is nice to see. $JOB has my attention

[B1 @BrotherMKT]

🤔 solana:9Pq7aLAbhDG2tTnS22cm6kuysZVcZpLFE368HWuypump

[dogwifjob @dogwifjob_sol]

got some good shots today

[The DO Double G @ImTheDOdoubleG]

EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK · section 4
RE: how payday works

new hires keep asking. here's how payday works at the $JOB.

→ every buy and every sell carries a 0.45% creator fee
→ that fee gets sent back out to holders
→ no staking. no claiming. no timesheet. you just have to be employed (hold)

running total: 700+ SOL paid out so far.

how much is next payday? depends how busy the office is. some weeks the break room has donuts. some weeks it doesn't. we don't promise donuts.

the fine print, because HR made us:
this is a memecoin. no intrinsic value, no expected return. compensation: memes. DYOR.

CA: 9Pq7aLAbhDG2tTnS22cm6kuysZVcZpLFE368HWuypump

[The DO Double G @ImTheDOdoubleG]

NOW HIRING · DogWifJob Inc.

open positions:
→ senior meme engineer (office space experience a plus)
→ head of raids (must type "$JOB" faster than your manager can say "quick sync")
→ chief vibes officer
→ intern (unpaid, like every intern)

requirements:
a wallet. a sense of humor. a working caps lock.

benefits:
the break room. the pound. a coworker who never apologizes and is always right.

5,661 people already clocked in. the desk next to the printer is still open. nobody wants that desk.

apply: https://t.co/ql5lgufC3I

not financial advice. memecoin. DYOR.

[The DO Double G @ImTheDOdoubleG]

INTERNAL MEMO · JobOS 98
FROM: management (a dog)
TO: all employees
RE: week 2 performance review

this is your weekly performance review. you did not ask for it. here it is anyway.

1. payroll
another payday went out. over 700 SOL has now been distributed to holders.
0.45% of every trade goes back to the people who hold. legal says we can't call it a salary. so we won't.

2. headcount
oct 29: 2,808 holders
nov 5: 5,661 holders
the office doubled in a week. we are out of chairs. bring your own chair.

3. new employers
the gecko hired the dog. $JOB is on @coingecko.
picked up a side hustle at @CoinMarketCap.
verified on @JupiterExchange.
three jobs. one dog. still takes a full lunch break.

4. building inspection: passed
mint authority: revoked
freeze authority: revoked
metadata: locked forever
tax: 0% buy, 0% sell
LP: 100% locked
supply: 974.1M and shrinking with burns
nobody can print more. nobody can freeze your desk. nobody can change the name on the door.

5. HR notes
the office space memes are coming. yes, the stapler. yes, the printer.

see you at the next shift.

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[dogwifjob @dogwifjob_sol]

another payday at the $JOB

over 700 sol distributed to holders

showing up to work has its perks

see you at the next shift

[Sky @SkyF1ux]

Was discussing with someone yesterday and mentioned my calls have publicly done a combined 1000x in the past three months.

Since you are aware of this, why aren't you following me?

$JOB will the the 2nd hundred million runner since $ANSEM

STUDY🕯️

[LooneyTroll @TheLooneyTroll]

A dogs gotta do what a dogs gotta do

Tired of the shit need a better $JOB
@dogwifjob_sol #inu #meme

[dogwifjob @dogwifjob_sol]

making sure everyone gets to work on time

[dogwifjob @dogwifjob_sol]

suspect is still on the premises

[Sky @SkyF1ux]

we are living in the prime of our lives.

read that again.

democrats just took congress in the midterms. the magnificent seven are looking at nearly $1T in added market value. bitcoin is recovering, and the appetite for risk is returning.

the next chapter of this market is going to be extraordinary.

there is a particular window in every cycle when fortunes are made. when liquidity finds its way down the risk curve, when attention shifts from billion-dollar assets to the smaller corners of the market, and when a token nobody cared about suddenly becomes everybody's favourite discovery.

THAT is the window i'm positioning for.

i'm looking at lower caps on solana, and solana:9Pq7aLAbhDG2tTnS22cm6kuysZVcZpLFE368HWuypump is firmly on my radar.

the beauty of this part of the cycle is the asymmetry. a relatively small valuation leaves considerably more room for discovery, adoption and explosive repricing.

i want to be early when the crowd arrives, not scrambling to find an entry after the candles have gone vertical.

we have spent enough time watching charts, studying cycles and waiting for the market to wake up.

now is the time to participate.

we are in the prime of our lives. let's make this chapter count.

$BTC $SOL solana:9Pq7aLAbhDG2tTnS22cm6kuysZVcZpLFE368HWuypump

[Xanders🇻🇪 @ShibaXanders]

I see $JOB want surpased ATH and beyond. Dog that have a $JOB and every day is working hard. That's the feeling that's the Shib Energy.

I'm bullish in @dogwifjob_sol

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[dogwifjob @dogwifjob_sol]

@MustStopMurad believers clock in every day solana:9Pq7aLAbhDG2tTnS22cm6kuysZVcZpLFE368HWuypump