Jah Purr

Jah bless. Cat dress. Dog business. 🐈🇯🇲

Nine lives. One $JOB.

Wagwan, me dawgs! 🐾

[Jah Purr @WagWanDoggy]

Apparently, several applicants are showing up with the same name.

Unfortunately, matching names don't mean matching credentials.

Always verify the $JOB contract address before interacting.

Official site: https://t.co/6KwmWyHvUc

Verify on Solscan:
https://t.co/9PhHRi1pnC

[Jah Purr @WagWanDoggy]

@Darky1k good $JOB top doggy

[Jah Purr @WagWanDoggy]

@Poloniex Make it the next $JOB

[Jah Purr @WagWanDoggy]

@cryptorover

[Jah Purr @WagWanDoggy]

Market crashed, recovered, and crashed everybody's blood pressure before DogWifJob finished his lunch break. 😹

Somebody tell HR this counts as overtime. $JOB 🐕💼

[Jah Purr @WagWanDoggy]

Whole market getting liquidated and DogWifJob still gotta clock in. 😹

Market closes positions. Bills don't close themselves.

Respect the working dog. $JOB 🐕💼

[Jah Purr @WagWanDoggy]

@dogwifjob_sol @MustStopMurad Right, someone still gotta clock in solana:9Pq7aLAbhDG2tTnS22cm6kuysZVcZpLFE368HWuypump

[dogwifjob @dogwifjob_sol]

@MustStopMurad and while all that plays out, gotta pay the bills and get a solana:9Pq7aLAbhDG2tTnS22cm6kuysZVcZpLFE368HWuypump

[Jah Purr @WagWanDoggy]

@dogwifjob_sol Corporate is finally recognizing his talent. 🐾 $JOB

[Yoshiko01 @Yoshikogreat01]

@blknoiz06 Gm JOB

[Jah Purr @WagWanDoggy]

@GeckoTerminal Nothing funny about not having a $JOB

[Jah Purr @WagWanDoggy]

@coingecko Need a $JOB

[The DO Double G @ImTheDOdoubleG]

INTERNAL MEMO · JobOS 98
FROM: gary (management)
TO: all employees
RE: saturday

yeahhh... we're gonna need you to come in on saturday.

the chart doesn't close on weekends. the blockchain doesn't take PTO. so neither does the office.

saturday dress code: casual.
the dog wore the tie anyway. nobody asked him to. nobody ever asks him anything.

weekend attendance report:
→ 6,385 holders clocked in (5,661 on thursday)
→ mint: revoked. freeze: revoked. tax: 0%.
→ LP: 100% locked
→ break room open all weekend: https://t.co/ql5lguf4ea

weekend tasks (optional, but gary is watching):
1. like and repost. you'd be surprised how far one repost goes.
2. post your best office meme with $JOB. the stapler ones are taken.
3. bring a coworker. the desk next to the printer is still open.

overtime pay: memes. same as weekdays.

see you monday. actually, see you saturday.

CA: 9Pq7aLAbhDG2tTnS22cm6kuysZVcZpLFE368HWuypump

[Jah Purr @WagWanDoggy]

Funny how the bills arrive on time but payroll needs three business days. 💀

$JOB

[Jah Purr @WagWanDoggy]

@dogwifjob_sol 🤣is the customer another DogWifJob?

[dogwifjob @dogwifjob_sol]

customer complained about dog hair

not sure where it came from

[Jah Purr @WagWanDoggy]

Payroll update: 816 SOL distributed to holders, according to GMGN. 🐾

HR calls it “holder rewards.”
DogWifJob calls it “finally getting paid for staring at charts on company time.”

$JOB 💼

Source: https://t.co/bjXk43FnRl

[dogwifjob @dogwifjob_sol]

they said keep your eyes on the ball

so i did solana:9Pq7aLAbhDG2tTnS22cm6kuysZVcZpLFE368HWuypump

[Jah Purr @WagWanDoggy]

@CryptoThro I hope i keep my $JOB until next one

[Jah Purr @WagWanDoggy]

@github @dogwifjob_sol @solana Want a practical skill for software and IT jobs?

Learn to write a useful bug report:
What broke? How can someone reproduce it? What should happen instead?

AI can help fix problems. Someone still needs to explain them clearly.
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[Jah Purr @WagWanDoggy]

The office group chat can now ask AI to fix a bug. 🐕💻
GitHub announced that @GitHub is generally available in Slack and Microsoft Teams.
It can turn a discussion into a proposed code change.
DogWifJob is checking who gave the group chat a keyboard.

[Jah Purr @WagWanDoggy]

@github @dogwifjob_sol @solana Mention @GitHub in a connected team chat.

Copilot can investigate bugs, create issues, write code and open pull requests (proposed changes for review).

Human approval still matters. The AI cannot bypass existing repository permissions.