emily 🖤

29 🫶🏼 views and tragic-comedy tales of my life are my own x

[emily 🖤 @ImTheProblemily]

wicked promo goes hard

[emily 🖤 @ImTheProblemily]

all i could think of watching keiran on #TheApprentice was that he is like the apprentice version of matty healy

[emily 🖤 @ImTheProblemily]

work

[barry pierce @BarryPierce]

when people get off the tube at Chancery Lane, I always wonder... where ARE you going?

[emily 🖤 @ImTheProblemily]

there's an option to mute! discovered this when it kept telling me "sorry" after not having enough club card points

[erin @eirinnch]

Tesco self checkout are TOO LOUD. Hear ye hear ye Erin’s club card has been accepted. So uncouth

[emily 🖤 @ImTheProblemily]

@TfL any particular reason why the w7 did not leave muswell hill for 25-30 minutes despite there being 4 of them parked there tonight!? I am now 20 minutes late 😭

[emily 🖤 @ImTheProblemily]

the boys team this week #TheApprentice

[emily 🖤 @ImTheProblemily]

I ask the traffic lights they say:
I
don't
know

[emily 🖤 @ImTheProblemily]

@lunarfq HI

[emily 🖤 @ImTheProblemily]

@Silverxsx hi spongebob 😭

[emily 🖤 @ImTheProblemily]

@TfL Yes indeed but a man got stuck in the door

[emily 🖤 @ImTheProblemily]

@TfL the 8.53 central line train leaving Tott-C-Road eastbound the driver didn't give enough time for people to get on/off and shut the doors on people as they were boarding particularly the 1st carriage. this shouldn't be acceptable as no one on platform had chance to board.

[emily 🖤 @ImTheProblemily]

@playmatejaylene KFC

[emily 🖤 @ImTheProblemily]

tiramisu

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

You have to name him the last thing you ate

[emily 🖤 @ImTheProblemily]

we are riding the biggest tide of AI ever, yet my autocorrect still thinks i want to say "hahs" when i type a combination of letters meaning to spell "haha"

[emily 🖤 @ImTheProblemily]

grindr 💀

[moon⭑.ᐟ @cuteonlyvibes]

the first 3 words u see will define ur 2026 😭

[emily 🖤 @ImTheProblemily]

@taylorswift13 @aaron_dessner I don't know whats sadder, the fact Joe is credited as a co-writer so signed off on the "fucked in the head" lyric implicitly about taylor, or that she sang it in a wedding dress bc it likely was a cathartic experience maybe knowing he would never see her at the altar in one 😭

[emily 🖤 @ImTheProblemily]

gani reacting like this to paps in derry actually has me screaming #bbuk

[emily 🖤 @ImTheProblemily]

@TheBradSell he was filmed arriving but not seen too much after, I reckon he was in bed with his bible and 100k by midnight bless him 😭

[emily 🖤 @ImTheProblemily]

low-key here for gani just spilling all the after party vids #bbuk

[emily 🖤 @ImTheProblemily]

@napakins I'm crying the way that he just yeeted him self down the stairs and nobody batted an eyelid 😭

[emily 🖤 @ImTheProblemily]

not someone behind caroline on #bbll wearing cameron b sweetheart merch 💀 #bbuk