Dirty South Sawyer

They call me The Savant. Professional sports bettor. Retired Bay of Pigs Veteran. +6.7 handicap golfer. Youth mentor. Never wrong, always early.

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@cglebank Shough clears "Bryce Young"

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@NorthStarNatee Odyssey them feet #LANK

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@cglebank Not

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I was just so younger though #ITurntItDown

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Yes Instagram, I am interested #GeauxTigers

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Maybe it's me

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@Midmodan Dan,

Sawyer prefers Sailor Jerry. Otherwise this sounds accurate, I can't quite remember all the details myself

- Sawyer

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I think less of people who skip legs

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On my way to Hartsfield Jackson airport. Argentina aren't making it to the final on my watch

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Opening TikTok every 15 minutes to a new batch of beautiful, racially ambiguous women on my feed

[Dirty South Sawyer @ImTheSavant]

Maybe it's me