North Star Nate

Man’s man, ladies man, man around town| Very familiar with the female reproductive system | Be Curious | Modern American Patriot

[North Star Nate @NorthStarNatee]

Odyssey this, odyssey that. I odyssey your tits

[North Star Nate @NorthStarNatee]

I’m in on Trumporrhea. Gives me a legit reason to eat like a complete chud.

#ChickenTendies

[North Star Nate @NorthStarNatee]

“My BF said that Messi is called the goat only because of this teammates at Barcelona” - Intern at work

#WhoAreYou

[North Star Nate @NorthStarNatee]

@ImTheSavant Welcome to the world Sawyer

[North Star Nate @NorthStarNatee]

@liljit1738 “Life partner” “long term relationship”

#whatdatmean

[North Star Nate @NorthStarNatee]

“Boner garage” it will never be thot daughter

[Sheriff Buford T. Justice @BurnerTJustice]

Are we fucking serious?? Just ruined my day

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Jordan Walker on the red carpet

[North Star Nate @NorthStarNatee]

But did he poll The Savant?

[ESPN @espn]

Who are the best quarterbacks in the NFL right now?

@JFowlerESPN polled execs, coaches and scouts to rank the top 10 QBs ⬇️
https://t.co/pReE2V6KXg

[North Star Nate @NorthStarNatee]

Women B. Shoppin

[North Star Nate @NorthStarNatee]

This guy is an absolute fucking douche man. Cant wait for this dickface to get beat down in 2028. Nobody likes you dude and saying shit like this while REAL PEOPLE STRUGGLE EVERY FUCKING DAY isn’t cool

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Vance: My life is-- dude, totally transformed. People go to the grocery store for me. I don't have to cook anymore because I have an army of people willing to cook my food. No more TSA lines for me.

[North Star Nate @NorthStarNatee]

Merica

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Karoline Leavitt says Gen Z has been born with “silver spoons in their mouths.”

[North Star Nate @NorthStarNatee]

@MichaelTotosz That bar looks like an Italian restaurant

#MichaelTotosz

[North Star Nate @NorthStarNatee]

If you not wearing shorts when it’s this hot you, then you got some sad little chicken legs

#gym

[Little Kevin 5, cpa @pootsobotka]

Multiple guys spotted rocking shorts in a bar. #shrinkthosefuckingretards

[North Star Nate @NorthStarNatee]

I’ll never be as great at Twitter than some people

[larry @hotcoatlarry]

You ever take a shit so big you wonder how big of a dick you can take in your ass ?

[North Star Nate @NorthStarNatee]

Balogun is so sexy and so lit and so sexy

[Colonel Keezner @Colonel_Keez]

You're either eating chicken tenders with me or you're eating chicken tenders against me

[North Star Nate @NorthStarNatee]

I truly believe the reason Obama won Indiana was because he could hoop. There is nothing that will convince me otherwise

[North Star Nate @NorthStarNatee]

@TheyAlreadyKnew

[North Star Nate @NorthStarNatee]

Wemby crying? Knicks in 5

[North Star Nate @NorthStarNatee]

Wemby crying? Knicks in 5