Alonzo

[Alonzo @ImZo504]

@Arden_2210 A mushroom. Or a penis. Or a nail.

[Alonzo @ImZo504]

@ohhanxiety A coin pouch

[Alonzo @ImZo504]

@MSonea9 She looks like she was born with a uh, uhhm pickle

[Alonzo @ImZo504]

@Airaasayss Uh make that 16

[Alonzo @ImZo504]

@Airaasayss 15

[Alonzo @ImZo504]

@_josephine0_ Amanda. Alicia. Aurelia. Antonia. Look I can go on all day, but the truth of the matter is… do you accept thee feet (defeat 😉)? Here you go 💁🏾‍♂️ the 👣

[Alonzo @ImZo504]

@Dolcikka Cmon man! Now you know that is a white woman that you photoshopped to make her look like this! Stop the Cap!!

[Alonzo @ImZo504]

@Freyaaie Talk. Over think everything. Express their emotions. Give birth. Cuss. Plan things. My fault I got carried away 😅😅

[Alonzo @ImZo504]

@Sahar393815 Yes the word MISTAKE

[Alonzo @ImZo504]

@Kinza1278 It’s a can opener. They were first used by the US Army during the Vietnam War.

[Alonzo @ImZo504]

@Avabelly__ I think she tryna lose her toes or a foot. I would also think, that her man is a derelict puputt as bum. The neighbors that’s sayin anything negative must have bad built ugly wives/girlfriends/domestic partners that’s not getting the same attention from their man, and they hatin

[Alonzo @ImZo504]

@Jassmini2 Gimme the money, but I don’t wanna say shit or hear shit. Hurry up and eat, don’t smile just grub. Then I’d hafta remind him not grab the waitress by the 🙀🙀 bcuz of his fel — uhmm, record — brutha ain’t tryna be an accomplice ☝🏾. When it ends, claim it as FAKE NEWS!!

[Alonzo @ImZo504]

@Jabz_CFC Man shiiid, they all some type of crazy… but Stacey Dash is straight delusional. I’m sorry, but you know what they say about a pretty face. Oh you don’t? Well lemme Neducate’cha ri’qwik, he/she may have a pretty face but deep down they might be definitely crazy. Your welcome!

[Alonzo @ImZo504]

@JoelOptimist1 So she made a carbon dioxide filled condom lamp?? Talk about overthinkinga concept 🙄🙄

[Alonzo @ImZo504]

@RoseyRedd5 Sweetie, if you know you look good and e’erythang and you know you got it like that, why you feel the need to get validation from all these thirsty mofos on social media? For all you know they could masterbating all over the device tryna sprinkle you, IJS ��🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

[Alonzo @ImZo504]

@Airaasayss Wait, where’s the big boned shape at? That shape’s gotta be in this mix, feel me. Anthony Hamilton made a song about it and it just so happen to be the shape of sistahs that’s tickling your fancy. So let’s talk about it!

[Alonzo @ImZo504]

@Matt_Pinner I’m gotta wild hunch, if they’re not fishing lures, they could possibly be the ornamental handles for the pull string for a ceiling fan. Maybe?

[Alonzo @ImZo504]

@ThrillaRilla369 I would guess late ‘80s early ‘90s. Gas prices were so driver friendly, and that’s a regular K-Mart with a pharmacy. Like Edith and Archir Bunker would sing, “Those are the days…”

[Alonzo @ImZo504]

@nativelovers_ Yes indeed

[Alonzo @ImZo504]

@otokyo Smokey the Bear