Topsy Kretts

Created to share things that amuse me or piss me off about life in general.

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@Acyn

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@LCDR72 @Amy174162611 That doesn’t make sense. I don’t think you understand what cocaine does. It makes acutely aware of your surroundings and what you are doing. She would be highly alert. He would not have given her that. 😂 You’re not very good at this bullshittin thing, huh?

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@smellyfarts24 @DougBenson Wow, that was quite the maga meltdown! You guys are so easy to rile up! You gave me and I’m sure the rest of Doug’s over half a million followers a good laugh! 😂
But I’m sure you’re the pride of your 365 followers. Your name alone conveys your cunning intelligence.🤭

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@JamieBonkiewicz @AntiTrumpCanada So……..one?

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@GiorgiaMeloni We all know who Trump is. You know who he is and what he has done to the American people and others around the world. And just like others, you don’t speak up until he’s talking about you. The line in the sand should’ve happened long ago. I don’t feel sorry for you.

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@libsoftiktok Oh FFS. They kill presidents all the time. They killed Obama multiple times. Ask grok since you don’t bother to ever do any research.
Get over yourself 🙄

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@cabrillo24 @MeidasTouch At least he had the sense to dye his eyebrows. 😂

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@MeidasTouch This is hilarious!!!!

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@gamezz1080 @YourAnonNews What will it take? You need video, pictures? Cause that’s where rape happens - out in the open, in public for all to witness. Should there have been a press conference? “Hey, hey, everyone. I’m going to rape this girl, and then threaten her if she talks, get your cameras.”

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@biteecee @AChiefGazpacho @Angry_Staffer Yeah, launching rockets with their fucking military, you dumbshit.

Oh, but the military is gone? Trump said on 5/30 that our strikes haven’t hurt their military and we’ve pretty much left them alone.

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@C19666428 @Acyn @MeidasTouch Oh he knows what it means. I don't think there's any doubt about that.

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@paramountplus @ufc @UFConParamount @danawhite

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@bkwartler @paramountplus @ufc @UFConParamount @danawhite Don’t help their ratings. Plenty of others will post clips everything. Laugh at those instead.

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@paramountplus @ufc @UFConParamount @danawhite I can feel it!

It’s called disgust.

That’s why I canceled my subscription.

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@MeghanMcCain Every time Trump offends people directly, which is every single day, the rest of maga tell us he’s just joking(he’s not), get over it, and the ever popular, created by maga phrase, “fuck your feelings”.
Maybe take maga advice - he’s just joking, get over it, fuck your feelings.

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@atrupar Now it’s impossible to prove. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@RogerMarshallMD This is on you, the Trump administration, and Doge. I can’t believe you would even try and blame Biden. You’re an embarrassment and a liar.

https://t.co/Dg2tiK1CJU

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Sen. Roger Marshall on screwworm: "This is another thing we can thank Joe Biden for"

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@ForAntilly @rickygervais Thanks. I needed this reminder. You’re a good example that I can be snarky and still be good and do good things. ❤️

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@MeidasTouch I’m surprised no one has pretended to drop something and create a loud noise to jolt him awake. He’s never going to slump far enough to fully prove he’s asleep. Maybe a noise will work. At the very least it would be hilarious! I know there’s carpet. Get creative! 😂

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@Acyn How “no shit” wasn’t the reaction out of Walkinshaw’s mouth after that response is a masterclass in patience.