David Fear

[David Fear @Im_david2]

@jxzksn @SeanaBanksx @SoVeryBritish Wellll

[David Fear @Im_david2]

@tamerawallwork_ New potato’s fully dead

[superb, short for superbitch @paytxhn]

something so embarrassing about stepping out in january with fresh shoes. oooh did u get those for xmas??? did santa bring u those???? mortifying

[David Fear @Im_david2]

@piersmorgan Well it was so shut it

[David Fear @Im_david2]

Why is Spotify wrapped already complete? Still just under a month left #SpotifyWrapped

[David Fear @Im_david2]

@JessicaaAC In the first half yeee

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

The worst feeling is when you've already coughed 3 times in a gathering and you're trying so hard not to cough again.

[David Fear @Im_david2]

Do British Gas think I’m there new fkin pen pal

[Andy Goode @AndyGoode10]

There’s taking the piss and then there’s this!! 👇🏼

[𝕸𝖊𝖌 𝖎𝖘𝖔𝖇𝖊𝖑 👄 @Megvnh_]

Why does having your windscreen wipers on the fastest setting feel so embarrassing for no reason? Actually get such a beamer driving with my wipers going as fast as they can 😭

[The MICHELIN Guide @MichelinGuideUK]

@lenclume in #Cartmel is promoted from Two to Three MICHELIN Stars for its sublime cooking, which never stops evolving. @simon_rogan’s dishes linger long in the memory
#MICHELINGuideGBI #3MICHELINStars

[Dom Joly @domjoly]

It appears that the receptionist at the building I’m filming in today is not a big fan 😂😂😂

[David Fear @Im_david2]

Legit theory that the booster is just reinserting the energy that was sucked from the first jab….

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

I just saw a tiktok where someone said they got the ick when they saw the man use the tiny menu you get with a box of chocolates and I’m beside myself

[Matt Christmas @MattChristmas1]

You think your day is going ok and then some plonker blends a fucking J-cloth in the Thermo

[David Fear @Im_david2]

@Lady_OnlyDans It’s unreal isn’t it 😬🙃

[David Fear @Im_david2]

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[David Fear @Im_david2]

Day one x

[Kevin Peraza @KevinPerazaa]

Told ya’ll Twitter wasss forevrr ✌🏼

[Nick Morse @thefoodiedr]

When you swap porcelain and gold for wood and marker pen, you get faux kintsugi. The real thing is the Japanese art of fixing broken pottery with precious metals - this is a 2mm thick sycamore bowl with gold pen. What do you think to the effect?
#HandmadeHour