An Imaginary Reality

sarcastic writer with a twisted sense of humor. At times 100% inappropriate & not suitable for children.

[An Imaginary Reality @Imaginary2016]

Recently I found out air plants could die.

I killed something that ate air.🙄

[Just J @junejuly12]

People who ask me to look after their plants while they’re away must assume I got my nickname, Cactus Killer, ironically.

[An Imaginary Reality @Imaginary2016]

@JLEWFifty I don't know if you'll see this but my brother husband is incarcerated and a huge fan. I missed one of your bet picks and he lost on a win. Please please give George a shout out on air maybe he'll forgive me???

[An Imaginary Reality @Imaginary2016]

@drosssports I don't know if you'll see this but my brother husband is incarcerated and a huge fan. I missed one of your bet picks and he lost on a win. Please please give George a shout out on air maybe he'll forgive me???

[Canada Proud @WeAreCanProud]

WARNING: THIS VIDEO IS DISTURBING

This didn't use to happen in Canada. Our new reality after ten years of Liberal soft-on-crime policies.

[Sophie @Iinda1509]

Stop following the conspiracy rabbit holes. It is all meant to make you ignore a clear video showing the assassination.

[An Imaginary Reality @Imaginary2016]

https://t.co/7oyKc6Ki71

[Babak Taghvaee - The Crisis Watch @BabakTaghvaee1]

This is the kid from Philippines who conducted the deadly ramming attack at a Filipino cultural festival at #Vancouver. The Canadian authorities say he is JUUUUST mentally ill.

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

Life tip 🤣😘

[An Imaginary Reality @Imaginary2016]

@lmhorg @Fraserhealth langley er I waited 16 hours following a car accident and ended up going home without seeing a doctor. When will the E.R at LMH take accountability or are they waiting for an article like this?

[CTV News @CTVNews]

A Montreal man waited six hours in the ER before going home. He ended up dying of an aneurysm https://t.co/0LUhdk9liz

[An Imaginary Reality @Imaginary2016]

@elonmuskADO Hope?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The simulation is sending us a message 👀

[Bobby C @combat_stance]

@DailyHiveVan Oh I think it’s a different heatwave they are facing

[An Imaginary Reality @Imaginary2016]

Please help single mother rebuild from arson https://t.co/kkz071fJGa

#welder #welders #help #share #donate #singlemom #arson #gofundme #welding #please #pleaseshare

[An Imaginary Reality @Imaginary2016]

Please share. If you can't #donate please help me spread the word #share #GoFundMe #arson #singlemom #tragedy https://t.co/k2YP4ToA4E

[An Imaginary Reality @Imaginary2016]

Please help single mother rebuild from arson https://t.co/6cJntqf3nA

[An Imaginary Reality @Imaginary2016]

#highspeedchase in surrey tonight 184th and 72nd. First the damn guy almost kills me flying through an intersection at extreme speeds then a cop runs me off the road. GTA or???? Update? @SurreyRCMP @surreyps @DriveBC someone's going to be killed

[An Imaginary Reality @Imaginary2016]

@surreyps highbspeed chase in surrey around 184th and 72nd that almost killed me. Any update on wtf that was

[An Imaginary Reality @Imaginary2016]

@ScanBC any word on the high speed chase going on right now surrey? Almost ended my life tonight

[An Imaginary Reality @Imaginary2016]

@SurreyRCMP what's going in Clayton heights 72nd and 184th a black truck almost killed me zooming through an intersection at extreme high speeds. And then half a block up 184th the following incoming cop ran me off the road! What's happening?