Mr B

"Imagine all the people living life in peace” ☮️ # SavethePlanet 🌎 Women’s Rights 🚺

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

SERIOUS QUESTION: Now if capitalism is so great, why do corporations need tax breaks, subsidies, exemptions, grants, bailouts, legal protections, and trade barriers to survive ?? And when ordinary people ask for help, why is it suddenly called socialism ??

[REPUBLICANS AGAINST MAGA @michaelt5656]

Congratulations you incompetent old fart!

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

Now, the kids can enjoy it, too!

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Hey America,
Hundreds of thousands of Albanians have been in the streets for 21 FUCKING DAYS over Jared Kushner’s plan to turn an island into a billionaire resort.

You’re watching your country get hijacked in real time. Maybe get off the fucking couch?

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Failure.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Spotted on a highway in California!

“He can’t even win a war against algae”

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

This looks like an abandoned theme park!

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

The Strait of Hormuz is closed again. That lasted about as long as the reflection pool paint job.

[MM  @adgirlMM]

We've been forced to pay into social security our whole damn working lives, but this little weasel and the Republicans think we don't deserve OUR MONEY back in full when we retire? They say we're not "entitled" to it.

Fuck that.
See you in November, GOP. 🔥

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

“And then they dumped hydrogen peroxide in it and the paint came off!”

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

WHO MADE THIS!? I’m dying.

[Former Republican 🇺🇸 @Sjacobs2020]

1. East Wing: DESTROYED
2. Front Lawn Ellipse: DESTROYED
3. Reflecting Pool: DESTROYED
4. Rose Garden: DESTROYED

America’s Economy, Rule of Law, and Global Reputation: DESTROYED

#ETTD

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Need MAGA to explain to the rest of us with brain cells how giving Iran $300 Billion is different or somehow better than giving Iran $1.7 Billion?

Explain it to us like we're at a @EricTrump level of intelligence.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

This is seriously the cringiest collapse of a nation in real time.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

There are credible allegations made against Donald Trump that he mutilated a child’s nipples while raping her.
Allegations so serious, his inner circle had to meet in the Situation Room to discuss them.

I mean, how the fuck isn’t this the biggest scandal in the world right now?

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

🚨 BOMBSHELL! MS NOW confirms federal judges exposed massive fraud by the Trump administration. The $1.8B settlement was deliberately rigged to secretly grant total legal immunity to Trump and his family.

The White House operates like a corrupt mafia cartel to hide crimes!