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fujoshi on the dl 𓃔
I don't like fascists and those annoyingly small chihuahuas

[َ @saintava]

i remember learning about weed for the first time as a kid and thinking "yeah this is something i'll likely be involved in"

[M𓃚 @Imconfusion____]

Computa why do people hate wimsy and fun 😔

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

sorry i would let you hit but you happen to be the one hot friend i’ve arbitrarily decided to make an exercise in maintaining platonic relationships

[M𓃚 @Imconfusion____]

@h0pelessmn Dcp menage à 3?

[M𓃚 @Imconfusion____]

@h0pelessmn Oh...

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

People say your English degree is useless but today I have to discuss a book I haven’t read in our book club and where would I be if I hadn’t had four years training to do just that

[M𓃚 @Imconfusion____]

Found out the owner of the gaming store I used to play DnD in had a relationship with well known portuguese singer when she was a minor and wrote a song abt him #lore (he also dmed me when I was 18 and he was like in his 40s) #creep - I never interact with him irl thought #win

[M𓃚 @Imconfusion____]

@h0pelessmn Oh... 🫢

[Mime van Osen @MimeOsen]

À chaque fois que je rentre de l’étranger et que je prends le métro, ou que je sors à l’extérieur, je me fais exactement la même réflexion, tout le monde est beau à Paris, hommes comme femmes, c’est sidérant, il y a des quartiers mal habillée je n’oserais même pas y poser le pied

[M𓃚 @Imconfusion____]

Double Bachelors in french and english lit and only read like 5 books out of 30-ish 😔

[Felix Helberg @unitas_spiritus]

My friend who studied history and philosophy not once read a book completely for his degree, but just parts

[M𓃚 @Imconfusion____]

@h0pelessmn Oui oui je me suis dit mais as you know je suis pas habituée a m'habiller de manière normale lol

[M𓃚 @Imconfusion____]

2nd dead dad from a close friend in the past month, and Im starting to understand that part of being the "dead dad friend" includes being on the first line of emotional support... Anyways catch me at the funeral 2morrow #BackInLisbon #Wtf #WhatIsAFuneralAppropriateOutfit?

[M𓃚 @Imconfusion____]

@h0pelessmn Ah et merci bebou luv uuuu

[M𓃚 @Imconfusion____]

Quantidade de vezes que comi à pala graças a isto, one love adultos fixes

[Chinàzaēkpērē Chukwu @ChuGailx]

As someone with much older friends, you will meet men and women who would be fond of you for no sexual reason whatsoever. They’ll be generous. They’ll buy you gifts. And they’ll want nothing in return.

It’s more common than you think.

[Kirsten @Kirsten3531]

This is my favourite this year

[🦪 @marygaitspill]

your soulmate when you're 17 is a guy with shoulder length hair who "reads" Angela Davis and knows New Order. your soulmate when you're 19 is your chemistry TA whose face you've only seen half of, who complements your handwriting and matches with you on Tinder after the semester is over. your soulmate when you're 21 is a polish guy from Chicago you met on a sketchy Internet forum who plays autistic map games and is obsessed with Yukio Mishima. your soulmate when you're 30 will probably be an 18 year old who's really fit.

[🧛🏼Klaus Kinky (Manu)🧛🏼 @ManuBgax]

J’suis allé a Paris 3 semaines j e suis devenu pote avec littéralement toute la terre, vraiment arrêtez d’etre nuls

[W?T @yannfts3]

Par contre ce que la canicule + CDM offrent comme opportunité de small talk