William Unek

dude, twitter got norted

[tex @texmeplease]

my step son is so fat he gets winded from playing the larger call of duty maps

[🏴based opossum🏴🚬 @CrustPunk161]

You can smoke closer to gas pumps than they lead you to believe

[Demolicious @Demolition_d]

Major strides are being made in the JRPG space

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Guatemalan incel voice:

Women expect every man to be five feet tall and make five figures a year these days it’s ridiculous

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

EARTHQUAKES ARE CAUSED BY THE WORLD SPIDER'S LEGS MOVING SHE HAS MANY MORE THAN EIGHT LEGS THEY STRETCH THROUGH FAULT LINES AND ENCIRCLE THE CONTINENTS SHE DOES THIS ON PURPOSE TO AVENGE HER CHILDREN THAT WE KILL YOU MUST BE KINDER TO SMALL THINGS FOR WE ARE SMALL THINGS TOO

[noah @_fromthedale]

Favorite part from watching The Odyssey last night was when they panned to the beach and revealed that Odysseus had been on the planet of the horses all along

[Autoass Media @autoass]

Nissan S15 Silvia

[ぬーたろす @danudanu_0405]

ねれない

[kamau @poorteffy]

This is like the girl version of the “8 inches and thick” guy

[sniggles @PussyNiggaGaper]

There’s a little Chinese man in my pocket that I squeeze whenever I’m angry

[ABC @Alder212]

Futanari be like:

[4quest.❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe]

Nigga I just got hit with a Mexican ray nigga that turned me Mexican nigga but nigga I don’t think it’s affecting me nigga

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Korean spinoff of my 600ibs life called my 125ibs life

[Timely Meisho Doto 🤍 @timelydoto]

YES DOTO!! WE PROUD OF YOU!!

[압칻 @avocado_539]

친모아로 격짐 만들었어요

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

CONTRARY TO CONVENTIONAL WISDOM, IT IS NOT IMPOSSIBLE TO DISGUISE YOURSELF FROM LONG RANGE PSYCHIC DETECTION ... ANY EQUIPMENT YOU ARE CARRYING SHOULD BE PART OF A NON-THREATENING SEMANTIC FIELD ... FOR INSTANCE CARRY AN AXE - "TOOL" - RATHER THAN A SWORD - "WEAPON" (🧵)

[William Unek @IminentBanning]

@LEZB0B0MB Its gonna be called evil dead wrath and its gonna be a pedophile kidnapping a young girl and turning her into a deadite