Shawn

A sensible man in a nonsensical world. Was once retweeted by Sarah Spain. Most of my followers are bots. It’s HIPAA not HIPPA

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You know I used to think I was a “Jim” at work but as time has passed I’ve realized I’m definitely a “Stanley”

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@The10minuteman @AdamSchefter Sorry, you’re thinking of insurance companies.

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@Tgiles1981 @AdamSchefter

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@The10minuteman @AdamSchefter Yes, treating people costs money.

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@ndonofrio13 @NateGearySports It’s not “rent free”… we’re all paying for it. I wish I could forget he exists.

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@JRichieTX Are we winning yet MAGA?

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@BuffaloSabres Will forever remember that 3rd pic belonging on the Mt. Rushmore of open mic F-bombs.

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@BR_OpenIce @HeleneStJames I too will waive my no trade clause for the following three destinations: Fiji, Hawaii, Cancun.

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@lgslf @MaddieMcGee6 This is not the “gotchya” you think it is… competent governments reduced the usage of CFC’s and it helped.

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@NHLPR Truly amazing what Cooper overcame this season

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@CryptidPolitics Who cares.

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@King_Contrarian @DahlmanRonan @TBLightning @JoeSmithNHL “Trust me” and it’s literally just you making butthole sounds…

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@SamLenSports @MrSmoke1109 @TBLightning @Gabby_Shirley_ TBL 8 olympians. Buff 2. So you agree, Cooper accomplished less with more…

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@RepFine @TheJusticeDept Why is your beard hair such a different color than your head hair?

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@TruthSeeke73924 @c_barrick @BuffaloBills lol it’s not, you’re dumb. It’s just people. Try being on the side of people.

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@GEOIntel101 @BuffaloBills Big fan of just living my life and not having a meltdown about how someone else lives theirs.

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@cafveteran @BuffaloBills Fuck your feelings.

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@GEOIntel101 @BuffaloBills Enjoy losing your mind over it… snowflake 😂

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@JeremyWGR Trade a 1st to Cleveland for Verse?

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@DaveMyersBIB We should trade a 1st to Cleveland for Verse

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@SneakyJoeSports How bout we trade a 1st to Cleveland for Verse