I have all the annoying parts of having a mum bod without actually having any kids in that I piss myself if I sneeze too hard n my tits look like deflated birthday balloons what a life
Please stop pretending African names are hard to pronounce. They are not. Most of them are phonetic. Ayodelo is pronounced like it looks. So is Taiwo. Phoebe don’t look shit like it sounds.
Tell me you have relationship ptsd without telling me you have relationship ptsd. Anyone else’s heart drop when a girl you don’t know messages you🤣🤣 even when ur bf is a wee angel. Flashbacks to “hey hun you don’t know me but....” 🤣🤮
i simply do not understand how it is humanly possible to stay on top of exercising and eating and cleaning and washing and admin and work and keeping in contact with people whilst also having time to 'sleep' and 'rest' how are the rest of you people doing this