ImmortanNotAnArtist

Husband.

Dog dad.

Tabletop gaming enthusiast.

Dungeon Master.

Nerd.

Not an Artist

[ImmortanNotAnArtist @ImmortanSpoon]

Hey @michaelirvin88 I just won a choice of Jersey at a @BWWings in South Florida for predicting the games score. Picked yours cause wife and I are UM alumni, and we are moving to Dallas in 4 months. #Cowboys taking it next year.

[ImmortanNotAnArtist @ImmortanSpoon]

@iamutch @NFL_DovKleiman Right... Right... So the intention to tackle a quarterback should be called roughing the passer, regardless of if the passer is actually touched.

The intent was to interfere with the pass, so let's call pass interference regardless of contact.

Ridiculous

[ImmortanNotAnArtist @ImmortanSpoon]

@Mythical #DSMFSFCF

[ImmortanNotAnArtist @ImmortanSpoon]

@Mythical 3 for 1 Rhett and Link. From left to right Athena. Winter. Titan. #GMMReadyPetGo

[ELIJAH SCHÄFFER @ElijahSchaffer]

IMPORTANT: this is exact moment the siege of the Capitol building began as the two men in front ripped down a preliminary barrier & rushed officers who were behind a 2nd barrier

They then encouraged others to follow their lead. Officers appeared to be taken completely off guard

[ImmortanNotAnArtist @ImmortanSpoon]

@cnn @maddow @MSNBC @wolfblitzer @donlemon @andersoncooper @cnnbrk Cops let protesters through. #CutTheCoup

[ImmortanNotAnArtist @ImmortanSpoon]

@Plateorade @LivingGodVivec @benjancewicz @Jakewestphal1 And how do you propose that people protect anything when force is not an option. Gathering is not an option. Protest is not an option.

History is quite clear on what comes next. Get used to seeing a LOT of this and much worse soon.

Never met a good cop. 1312

[ImmortanNotAnArtist @ImmortanSpoon]

@Scaramucci "See, we don't like that. We like our Nazis in uniform. That way you can spot em, just like that (snaps fingers). But if you take off that uniform, ain't nobody gonna know you's a nazi..."

Irrelevance should never come. Only constant ridicule and complete ostracization.

[ImmortanNotAnArtist @ImmortanSpoon]

@gabriel_zucman The IRS has openly stated that they prefer to audit the poor as there will be less legal challenges and thus a better cheaper audit. The wealthy are immune to just about all laws.

[ImmortanNotAnArtist @ImmortanSpoon]

@5etrash Oh no...I crit...

[ImmortanNotAnArtist @ImmortanSpoon]

@jakerandall Didn't even know i got it. Site removed it from cart. Got confirmation email 5 min after and charge on my card over 30 min after. Check your emails

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

Van, thank you for expressing the sorrow and relief that we all feel. My hope is that those who hoped for a different outcome will take a moment to empathize with the pain so many of us have felt over the past four years.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

The GOP paid a guy $130,000 to say he saw voter fraud.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Keep the faith, guys. We’re gonna win this.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

It couldn’t be more clear: our children's safety is the last thing on Donald Trump's mind.

When @JoeBiden is in the White House, your children will be a priority.

[Claire McCaskill @clairecmc]

See below. Trump committed a felony in North Carolina yesterday. In plain view. On video. Anyone going to charge him?

[ImmortanNotAnArtist @ImmortanSpoon]

@Mr_BUFF_it @ginandtanic @TweetIndia5 @martyrabkin @cliffordlevy @GiniaNYT @NewYorkStateAG @nytimes Any time.