Impatient_Kate

hobbies include spending time outdoors....drinking beer, petting dogs, and eating

[Dr Pepper @drpepper]

I like dr pepper.
april fools!
i love it

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

Mine is sitting on a toilet and a hidden snake attacks my v@gina but okay.

[lexi | noah front porch philly @iw1shy0uwould]

unfortunately my brain can’t process the difference between being held at gunpoint and having to enter a ticketmaster artist presale

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

missing boston market mac n’cheese like a motherfucker rn

[solé @layxsnv]

i have not purchased one christmas gift but i do have 3 packages otw for me tho

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

I feel like flour bag technology should be better at this point.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Netflix needs to stop asking if I'm still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

[hayd @haydroflask]

One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way in the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them!!!

[The Antihero @YourBoy_KG]

Are the developers at Outlook happy with their search function?

[Impatient_Kate @Impatient_Kate]

It’s so embarrassing to lose to a football team whose fans can’t even wear the right colors

[Impatient_Kate @Impatient_Kate]

@LadyVoldemort09 Thanksgiving and Christmas never saw us coming

[Impatient_Kate @Impatient_Kate]

@QuinnXCII sang me happy birthday tonight

[Impatient_Kate @Impatient_Kate]

A day in the highlands 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Impatient_Kate @Impatient_Kate]

Go Pack

[Impatient_Kate @Impatient_Kate]

I spent so much money at Costco the cashier asked me if I was hosting a gala

[Impatient_Kate @Impatient_Kate]

Just overheard a first date where the man said “if you ever feel unsafe just come to my frat, we’ll take care of you”.

[Impatient_Kate @Impatient_Kate]

At the airport bar sipping a bloody and the bougie bitch next to me is slamming double grey goose grapefruits. I love airports!

[Impatient_Kate @Impatient_Kate]

@Wawa we are SO CLOSE

[ABC11 EyewitnessNews @ABC11_WTVD]

Popular convenience store chain Wawa opens in Johnston County, nearly a year after announcement https://t.co/LWhGI2yOxW

[Impatient_Kate @Impatient_Kate]

$10 at the farmers market