Garrett Weber

Male fitness (un)professional

[Garrett Weber @ImperfectForm]

@shiralevine Percy Jackson series?

[Garrett Weber @ImperfectForm]

@ZachWeiner Who run Barter Town?

[Garrett Weber @ImperfectForm]

I deleted my other twitter account and then ironically had no one to tell.

[PROTECT ALL WILDLIFE @Protect_Wldlife]

Add your own caption!

RT if you want a GLOBAL ban on trophy hunting NOW!

[Garrett Weber @ImperfectForm]

24% industrial sludge

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The degree to which you’re all fucked has far outpaced your ability to comprehend it. #blessed

[ceej @ceejoyner]

Starting a gym for old metalheads that constantly plays slayer and calling it Hella Weights

[Garrett Weber @ImperfectForm]

The Sunday workout with friends resumes today. This is a good and necessary thing.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

No, Attorney General Sessions. Marijuana is not the same as heroin. No one who has seriously studied the issue believes that. Quite the contrary. We should allow states the right to move toward the decriminalization of marijuana, not reverse the progress that has been made.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Instead of going after drug cartels, and violent crime, and major traffickers, Attorney General Jeff Sessions is going after recreational marijuana users. That’s not being smart on crime.
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[adult swim @adultswim]

The key to success is setting low expectations.

[Garrett Weber @ImperfectForm]

If anyone can explain how in the hell i got melted cheese on my shoulder I'm open to theories.

[Garrett Weber @ImperfectForm]

I've lost my thigh gap. ☹️

[Garrett Weber @ImperfectForm]

My diet has been spiraling out of control for far too long. I'm not making any resolutions, but with the holidays out of the way maybe I can focus on a return to medium fat.

[Garrett Weber @ImperfectForm]

Today at SACC my daughter origamied a vagina.

[FMS @FunctionalMvmt]

Don't try to bring a fitness solution to a medical problem.

[Garrett Weber @ImperfectForm]

I love explaining an exercise at length finishing to a blank stare of a client who was watching the TV over my shoulder.

[Garrett Weber @ImperfectForm]

You can always tell the students are back in town when the cash drawer is full of quarters.

[Garrett Weber @ImperfectForm]

Cleaning house (lots of dusting) and blasting Twisted Sister. Merry Christmas Eve.

[Garrett Weber @ImperfectForm]

Opening the gym at 7:30 tomorrow.