ImpoliteMTG

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Two BASED friends who talk about MTG. There's no safe spaces on the battlefield. We run removal in our decks.

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@PicturesFoIder Would be this one.

My response to it was "I'm a Straight White Man, I already am."

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@ToaMichael Bottom, all day every day.

I got 30 commander decks only one has an OG Dual in it.

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@JaneOst_ @Zenzenzenzen12 @SheldonMenery We haven't made a video in 2 years. Schedules changed and we couldn't keep producing them. So yeah inactive YouTube channel. We still have a nice discord group tho. :)

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@Hard_Furry Lets just dismantle them instead.

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@LainKaplan @Zenzenzenzen12 @SheldonMenery Typical response from the type of person who's so ridiculous I'd almost swear this is a parody account. You people are insane.

Get fucked you pink haired pronnouned freak. 🤣

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@Zenzenzenzen12 @SheldonMenery Labeling people who disagree with you bigots isn't a defense. If you can't formulate an argument without accusations, you have no argument.

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@AdamTheGatherin Yeah, why is this blue and at least not Dimir?

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@izzetmyturn @golgariguy I'm of the same opinion. Life gain decks either twiddle their thumbs or go infinite and end the game in an unsatisfactory way.

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@CoolStuffInc We pay 1 Mana for ponder. It can make a junky opening hand smoother. Or rebalance your top deck matters decks later on if need be. I feel like more blue decks should play this utility land.

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@AlmghtyBrshSwgg The epic versions of this deck are more fun. This is a silly gag that's good for a few games. Once you've pulled it off a couple times. It loses its charm.
With eternal domination you at least get to yoink opponents stuff and actually play the game. Or just hose combos.

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@Nerdrotics #notmyaragorn

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@jfwong My issue is why does this only ever cut one way? Why is it always white to black? Never white to Hispanic, or Hispanic to Asian, Black to Asian, etc. It's always white to black. Its inauthentic and pandering. Its not representation in earnest, its race baiting, and its lazy.

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@coobyjackcheese @wizards_magic It's not representative of Tolkien's work, MTG does excellent with representation and, has for 30 years, it's lazy and shoehorned in to placate a radical and vindictive ideology that itself is racist.

Does that about sum it up for ya?

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@TolarianCollege Brian, the fact he's black isn't the issue. The issue is the willful disregard for intellectual property to push an agenda that is in itself inherently racist and sexist.
If your only argument to this criticism is "if you disagree with us you're racist," then you have no argument

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@ianmiles Ron DeSantis is the Bud Lite of Donald Trump.

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@PicturesFoIder 17. I legit will just sleep in what ever pants I wore that day and change after showering in the morning. When shit hits the fan I wanna be "Pants on" steps ahead of everyone else. 😆

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I feel like if @wizards_magic can get the boxes down to about $55 retail, that's a fair price. Collector boosters shouldn't be more than $10-15. That or they should do a 75-100 card set and have more cards in pack. Either more quantity or lower price. Just needs a little tweaking

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Gotta say, I might be in the minority on this, but I love this method of releasing cards. As a commander player, I get new cards all meant to be played, no draft chaffe. The only issue with these so far is pricing. @wizards_magic needs to bring the price down to match quantity

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@CmdrMechanic I bought a box of Aftermath and pulled Ob. When I read it I dismissed it as it seemed like a lot of work to make this deck a thing, but your thread here has me reconsidering. Have you posted a decklist? I don't like to copy people's decks but seeing a list can motivate me. Thanks

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@YellowAzon @A3AriArtAccount The design was cool. The movie sucked. But here in America Taco Bell had an ad campaign with the chihuahua, and honestly that's what I remember most. XD