American ExPat

American Expat Working Abroad Since the Bush Administration.

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@Neccccy No...
We definitely should not copy Japan....
What we should do is outsource our entire immigration system to Japan. Have them build a giant immigration center on one of those little islands that they have and have all immigrants travel to there to be processed and approved.

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@GordonGChang One thing that is obvious, but I never realized…
We call them the Vietnam War, the Iraq War, the Iran War, etc…
But if you go to those places, they call it the American War.

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@BGatesIsaPyscho

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@DCal822 @omgsidewalks And my point is, then go find the numbers rather than talking in abstracts.

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@DCal822 @omgsidewalks If you disagree, look up your own stats....

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@Tim_Walz, @Ilhan: Is Somalia using Minnesota money to fund this?

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🚨 JUST IN :

Somalia has announced that it has banned all Israeli ships from passing through the Bab el-Mandeb

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@WildSentences I haven't seen it in a while, but some hotels used to have a desk at the elevators on each floor that you needed to walk past to make sure you didn't have any girls with you when you went to your room.

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@MarioNawfal The uranium is stored in type 30b casks.
It’s literally as easy as picking up the casks with a forklift, putting them on a C-130, and flying them to the United States.
The difficulty is digging down to them through the debris of the air strikes.

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@leboyneski Of course Scotland created penicillin, they needed it after they invented Haggis.

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Because boomers don’t get jobs by applying for them.
They get jobs through the people they know. They have a network of people they’ve previously worked with, or went to school with, that are willing to hire them.
That’s what was always so important about going to college, to start building that network.
Think about the kids you made friends with in college. Are they working good jobs? Did they have majors in sciences, business or liberal arts?
Since my first co-op job in the early 90’s that my school lined up for me, I’ve never even applied for a job. Either a friend/previous colleague called me and said his company needs someone, or a head hunter called me.
It’s not what you know, it’s who you know.

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We have a milk tea 🧋 shop here named Hey Tea. If you go there, it takes like 45 min to get your order even if you’re the only one in the shop.
I don’t know why but girls love that place, if you’re out with them, they’ll often want to stop and get a drink.
It drives me nuts sitting there waiting and when they finally decide to make your drink, it takes like 15 seconds.

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@giveashitnature I don’t buy it.
I would see one in my house every once in a while. I never had cockroaches but they don’t seem tough enough to take on a cockroach. 🪳

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@StuffWorthSee I bought one of these off Taobao to shoot cats from my balcony while they're trying to kill the koi in my koi pond. The only problem is it's kind of leaky, so you get wet when using it.

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@DoraDaemon1 Because the offset keeps changing, they'd need to continually monitor the offset and manually update Google Maps.
The real way to do it is to apply to the government to get the offset key through an API so it updates automatically every time they change the offset.

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@netatank Here’s what the China ones look like, the one on the left is a normal beef burger and the one on the right is Filet-O-Fish.

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@unifiedprolife Because the Japanese aren't woke libtards, plus their girls are cute.

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@jaegermedia1 I’ve always wondered why more defendants don’t argue that the jury wasn’t truly made up of their peers.

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Men and women both have three ingrained reproductive strategies left over from the storage.

Men - produce as many offspring as possible:

A. Permanent relationship with a healthy female.

B. Permanent relationship but mate opportunistically with any female who is receptive.

C. Forced mating when conquering neighboring tribes.

Women focus more on care of the children they do have:

1. Permanent relationship with a healthy male who is also a good provider.

2. Permanent relationship with a good provider but secretly mate with healthier males.

3. Mate with many males so that they all think the offspring may be theirs and partially provide for them.

Although we try to suppress these ancient instincts, you can see how they still negatively affect our society.

Everyone wants an A1 relationship, it’s not fair to compare them to B3 relationships.

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@polijunkie_aus @PalmerLuckey That’s a variation on an old Ronald Reagan joke.

https://t.co/Uzirs5wEX3

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@Azariel91 People, companies, NGO’s, that fund protests.