That awful My Pillow guy just came on while our family is watching the Sixers game together. Lori and I yelled at the TV and told the kids to avert their eyes because there was inappropriate content on the screen.
"I just regret the impact that [this hearing] might have on those who might otherwise may consider serving in those corrupt agencies."
Enjoy these gems. At any moment, Twitter Daddy might decide I've reached the maximum allowed thoughts for the day.
@tommy37415@CoWindridge@giselefetterman There's some days I suspect that aliens have already conquered our planet and we're all in a hallucinagenic virtual reality.
I mean, can you think of another explanation for the existence of possumcats?