Emilie Simpson

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@NASAhistory @NASAAmes @Stanford HOA fees? This is important. I doubt I can water my lawn twice a week in space.

[Emilie Simpson @Imworking_onit]

After 13 years of secondary school, 4 years of undergrad, and 2 blurry years of virtual graduate school I get to put on my silly little hood and gown and graduate. Then I get to sit inside my silly little apartment and stare at the ceiling until bills are due. Excellent.

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“You should stream that game.” I tell my streamer bf, insisting on living vicariously through lets plays instead of buying the game myself.

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@StephenKing favorite rendition of the undead in your opinion? Some like them slow but persistent and others make them fast and ravenous. Is it the looming threat of a horde or the brutal efficiency of a patient zero that makes a good zombie?

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My first TA job and all the students have no light behind the eyes. I think. They never turn their cameras on.

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About to get my #NintendoSwitch tomorrow, what games do y’all recommend?

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Trying to find the will to get off break to the serenade of a fifteen-minute soft rock cd commercial.

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Got called into work on my day off so to lighten my mood I looked at my baby pictures. I’m still chubby and white as hell.

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#AvoidPeopleBy having friends that work so no one’s schedules line up and you gotta stay home

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Can I borrow the concept of reincarnation for fifteen minutes so the crazy lady who told me to go to hell at work today can see my Fastpass to the next womb please and thank you

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"So physics is wrong, let's do it again." #stuffprofessorssay