For context his name in French comes from «chie-à-vert» which come from the old French & it means “he poops green”… a name designated to the royal buffoon, which is exactly what he is & I think that’s beautiful.
🚨🗣️ Chilavert (Paraguayan legend): "Back in the 1998 World Cup, we faced the French national team."
"Now Paraguay will face the African national team in this World Cup."
In French we don’t say “I hate people enjoying their precious life”… we say «je suis horrifiée par les gens qui veulent mettre la climatisation partout.»
In France, we don’t delegitimize someone’s French identity by posting about their origins. If you’re French, you are French. And I think that’s beautiful.
In the French banlieue we don’t say "what are you wearing for clothes today” but «SAVA LE BOSS TIÉ EN MODE LACOSTE TN OU QUOI FRÈRE ? » and I think that’s hilarious