In Loco Parentis (margiecolesesq.bsky.social)

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[Sparrow @photon010]

is it worth it?

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

You could literally land a plane by yourself after your instructor jumps to his death mid flight and they’d still use a picture of a man

[moose @mooseincrisis]

tigers being the real kings of the jungle but never getting the title because lions have a blonde blowout is a level of favoritism I’ll never understand.

[In Loco Parentis (margiecolesesq.bsky.social) @InLocoParent_JD]

Can confirm

[croptopsandcourtrooms @croptopsllc]

This is what divorce is like for women.

[In Loco Parentis (margiecolesesq.bsky.social) @InLocoParent_JD]

@DrNeilStone Here. ✋

[In Loco Parentis (margiecolesesq.bsky.social) @InLocoParent_JD]

If you're wondering how the day before a three day weekend is going: while ordering a Chicken Cesar Salad I asked if it was possible to add chicken.

[✭ 🅑🅤🅑🅑🅐 ✭ @BubbatheOG]

Racism is NOT a touchy subject if you’re not fucking racist.

[In Loco Parentis (margiecolesesq.bsky.social) @InLocoParent_JD]

Let there be no doubt that #Utah Senate President Stuart Adams needed to go. https://t.co/Sg4fsKfpyg Period. #UtahLeg #Politics

[In Loco Parentis (margiecolesesq.bsky.social) @InLocoParent_JD]

@Be_like_legend The slightest hiccup in my morning routine will destroy my entire day. I’m literally “thrown off” normal mode and everything that day takes so much more concentration.

[In Loco Parentis (margiecolesesq.bsky.social) @InLocoParent_JD]

A lie I routinely tell myself

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

“I’ll just get gas in the morning” is one of the worst decisions you can make as an adult

[makai ➡️AC @makaikatte]

“juneteenth is a made up holiday”

bitch all holidays are fucking made up, just say you’re racist lol

[In Loco Parentis (margiecolesesq.bsky.social) @InLocoParent_JD]

Deloris Umbridge summoned me to download my pers email to see if I had to buy personal professional insurance. I refused because I’m insured through my job & she said “fine,” pushed a button on her iPad, & I was immediately disbarred. Woke me right TF up. #lawyers be stressed.

[In Loco Parentis (margiecolesesq.bsky.social) @InLocoParent_JD]

They make it hard to get anything done

[MJdowntheshore @MJdowntheshore]

And that's the truth.

[In Loco Parentis (margiecolesesq.bsky.social) @InLocoParent_JD]

All that dirt used to be water. And #Utah still won’t mandate less residential lawn and people won’t get behind lawn in the back for the kids, rock and drought resistant in the front. The #GreatSaltLake is dying.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I just think it would be better for everyone if the people who make adhesive for maxi pads and the people who make adhesive for bookstore price stickers switched jobs

[In Loco Parentis (margiecolesesq.bsky.social) @InLocoParent_JD]

My 4y granddaughter threw candy in grass “for the bees to eat” Mom says I it away so we don’t get ants. 4y shocked: mom don’t take treats I leave for bees. Plus, ants won’t bite me because ladybugs don’t bite. Mom says true, lady bugs don't bite & 4y says “I’m out” & walks away.

[In Loco Parentis (margiecolesesq.bsky.social) @InLocoParent_JD]

@DietCoke_Esq @MUscienceguy The worst vertigo I ever had came after driving down a hella bouncy road in a golf cart. I went to the doc who explained it all and did the Epley. Then I had to do it at home twice more (that night & next day). I honestly swear by any maneuver that takes it away.

[In Loco Parentis (margiecolesesq.bsky.social) @InLocoParent_JD]

@DietCoke_Esq @MUscienceguy @ agree with MU, but came to say I get vertigo with certain movements of my head, so I self admin the Epley. I feel like shit for an hour or so after - just like when I get motion sickness. But man what a difference it makes.

[In Loco Parentis (margiecolesesq.bsky.social) @InLocoParent_JD]

@DietCoke_Esq Yes, routinely. There are diff variations (Epley, Foster half summersault, Brandt-Daroff) & ways to know where the crystals are (Dix Hallpike). These videos helped me understand https://t.co/KcPD8uGXr7 and https://t.co/vWR1SxhD5q