Sarah

Mother of twins, wife of @elbigvato, WoW player, and host of @OMGNAP

[Sarah @InMyOwnDreams]

@Wisdom_HQ Soccer...

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@elonmusknews30 Indubitably

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@Matt_Pinner Edith

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is historical fact

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@Ames2420 Bah. Centrifuge

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@Ames2420 One where I lived was called the Cenrtifuge.

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@Asmongold @OrdinaryGamers No need to hate to say it. The important part is getting it done, and if a cleaning crew can do it more safely, all the more reason to go with it. And then let someone come in once or twice a week after and maintain. It will work out.

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@Trainwreckstv @Asmongold I came to say this. 👆

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@NewDadNotes Awwww.

Just don't let it thunderstorm, and you will be ok.

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@SagibbsVentCo The weird tiny section of stairs on the left that is not duplicated on the right to make it symmetrical?

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Goodness gracious... #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@GodAnimalBooks Scrappy has no problem with the vacuum. It is brooms that MUST die. But cacti are comfy.

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@GodAnimalBooks

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@ElJeppy ❤❤

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@AnneWheaton AVERAGE age seems to be 14. Which means, you could go younger. That would be a nope for this woman... goodness.

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@GodAnimalBooks OH! Found it.

It's ok. We all read phonetically anyway, right?

(Too early in the morning. Definitely. 👍)

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@GodAnimalBooks And now I am looking for it, and I can't find it. And it is making me wonder if I am blind, or if it is too early in the morning. 😭

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@GodAnimalBooks Agreed!

[God Creating Animals @GodAnimalBooks]

God: you’re a tree frog.

Tree Frog: what does that mean?

God: you live in the trees.

Tree Frog: [happy gasp] I get a tree house?

God: uh-sure.

Tree Frog: [already in a tree] this is so cool!

God: c-can I come up?

Tree Frog: what’s the password?

God:

Tree Frog: jk : )

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@NewDadNotes We use one similar. "It has chile on it." They eventually picked up on it late teens and now laugh and accuse us of not wanting to share.

Guilty!