Got beer and corona

What is this internet contraption?

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

shit aint even 1%

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

rt if you love boobs but not in a misogynistic way

[Spac𝓮 ⭐️ @spaceeong]

can twitter be serious for one fucking time 😭

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i’m the first nigga to have to beat straight allegations

[Spac𝓮 ⭐️ @spaceeong]

young ma pregnant?? i KNOW nick cannon did this

[Jhonny ⚹٭ @JhonnyWhite69]

yo ass lying if you say you never let a ps4 controller vribrate on your balls

[𝕻𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖕 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙 @papasombra]

I’m no fan of The Queen but meeting Liz Truss and then immediately dying is a move I respect.

[wockstar @babybottlewock]

@LSDFridge twitter is on damage control today

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

she ain’t seein this I’ll tell you that much

[Kurt Metzger @kurtmetzger]

Just saw doc about Woodstock ‘99 disaster! Funny, I’d have thought the rioting was caused by three days of price gouging bottled water in 100 degree heat til people were forced to drink their own shit! But nope, turns out it was toxic masculinity!

[Losing it @prophethusband]

(1st beer) this is good. love this
(5th beer) Man This stuff really hits the spot
(7th beer) Still good. Hell I might have another

[trash jones @jzux]

definitely check on your friend who “decided to rewatch bojack horseman”

[MYST ‼️COMMISSIONS OPEN‼️ @plapchardesign]

@fuckedupfoods

[Cornski @222corn]

soon as i get in the shower it sound like 5 niggas in my crib tryna take the TVs off the wall