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When luck shuts the door, go InthruTheWindow (credit: JCarver/Doyle Brunson) 'Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.' – Babe Ruth

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@barnyboatman Don't bother, he's either in the Queen Vic or sat outside the shed in the allotments, putting the world to right. You should introduce "Harvey" to the world of Twitter.

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@pokerorg @WSOP @TheGrinder44 Imagine this happening to Phil Hellmuth......

He'd "burn the f*****g place down!" for real this time.

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@Adambinks @diveronline @Ryanair £1,100 🤣🤣🤣 It wasn't just Ryan Air that saw you coming.

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What a smile! 🐕

[Niall Harbison @NiallHarbison]

Promised her a better life when she invited herself into @happydoggothai after being abandoned in the jungle.

Look at Buttons now.

That smile is priceless ❤️

[DocumentingLibs @HistorianUSA1]

This video is PEAK comedy gold. I felt this in my SOUL. 😂

“Can’t stand these fckn bicyclists” — my brother, you just narrated my morning commute.

He nails it: Grown-ass men in skin-tight neon spandex outfits looking like a pack of radioactive Power Rangers, riding three-wide like it’s the Peloton Championships on a residential road. No one’s handing out medals at the cul-de-sac, Kyle. You’re not transporting a heart for surgery. You’re just expensive, slow-moving road geese with $10k carbon fiber attitudes.

One? Fine. Eight? That’s a tactical formation. That’s how civilizations fall.

I’m honking, I’m crying, I’m in agreement. Save us from the Lycra Legion. He nails every reason I can’t stand the bicycle militia.

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@TheJeffBoski @goldensteerlv I'm glad I "stole" this expresso cup from there back in the '90's. Because I couldn't afford these prices.

[PublicServantClowns @PubServantClown]

@nicksortor The hypocrisy!! 🤣🤡🤡

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@nicksortor Apparently, #Trump accidentally told the truth about something and his team doesn't know how to react.

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@Stapes @barnyboatman Joe, as a long time viewer, you lost me at "I am normal" 😉

[Travis @NihiloX]

MAGA is DEAD.

Pass it on.

[Gene Trevino @GenoVeno73]

TRANSLATION: "@RepThomasMassie wants to expose me, @realDonaldTrump, and my rich donors for the pedophiles that we are. And that makes him the Worst Congressman in the History of our Country. I don't need or want someone in Congress who doesn't protect pedophiles like the rest of the Republican Party."

That about sum it Pedo-in-Chief @realDonaldTrump

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[Ricardo @Ric_RTP]

Trump just got exposed for running the biggest insider trading operation in American history.

Nancy Pelosi traded $5 million in stocks and Congress lost its mind.

Trump literally executed $750 MILLION worth of stock trades in ONE quarter while being President.

His ethics filing just dropped and the numbers are genuinely unprecedented in history:

Between January and March 2026, Donald Trump personally executed 3,700 individual stock transactions worth between $220 million and $750 million.

That's roughly 60 trades PER DAY.

While signing executive orders, meeting foreign leaders, and making policy decisions that directly impact the companies he's buying and selling.

Now here's where it gets really insane:

On February 10, Trump bought between $1 million and $5 million worth of Dell stock.

Three months later, on May 8, he stood at a Mother's Day event at the White House, thanked Michael Dell by name, and told Americans to "go out and buy a Dell."

Dell stock surged 14.6% that day to an all-time high of $263.99.

Since Trump's February purchase, Dell is up 96%.

And 5 months BEFORE Trump bought Dell stock, Michael and Susan Dell donated $6.25 billion to Trump Accounts, one of the largest philanthropic commitments to a sitting president's signature program in modern history.

So the timeline goes: Dell donates $6.25 billion to Trump's program -> Trump buys Dell stock ->Trump tells America to buy Dell from the White House podium -> Stock hits all-time high

And that's just ONE stock...

The same filing shows Trump bought Nvidia stock on February 10. One week later, Nvidia announced a massive chip deal with Meta.

He bought more Nvidia stock one week BEFORE his own Commerce Department approved the sale of Nvidia chips to Saudi Arabia.

He bought Intel stock starting in March 2026. The US government already owned a 9.9% stake in Intel worth over $41 billion. On April 30, Trump posted on Truth Social praising Intel, writing that "Intel Stock continues to rise."

Intel jumped 3% in after-hours and is now up 140% year-to-date.

He bought Palantir stock while his administration was actively handing them billion-dollar government contracts for immigration enforcement and defense.

He bought Robinhood stock while his own Trump Accounts program uses Robinhood as the broker.

He's currently sitting on over 100% profit on AMD, Intel, Bloom Energy, Marvell Technology, and at least 10 other positions.

Every single president since Lyndon B. Johnson has used a blind trust to avoid exactly this situation. But Trump didn't.

His assets sit in a trust controlled by his own children, and the filings show a broker acted as agent on several trades.

The White House says the portfolio is "independently managed."

But here's what independently managed looks like:

Buy Dell stock. Three months later, publicly endorse Dell from the White House. Stock hits all-time high.

Buy Nvidia stock. One week later, your own government approves their chip sales. Stock rips.

Buy Intel stock. Post about Intel on Truth Social. Stock jumps. The government you run already owns a 10% stake.

Buy Palantir. Hand them contracts. Buy Robinhood. Route a federal program through their platform.

Nancy Pelosi got absolutely destroyed for her husband's stock trades.

Her husband's total disclosed trades in his most controversial year were worth roughly $5 million.

Trump just disclosed up to $750 MILLION in a single quarter.

While making the actual policy decisions that move these stocks.

This isn't a left or right issue.

We're talking about the President of the United States averaging 60 stock trades per day in companies his own administration regulates, contracts with, and publicly endorses.

What do you think?

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@Orly64 @NiallHarbison @macariomx You should eat one yourself. Your brain appears to be turning into a mess of refried beans.

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A pity it didn't explode and give Trump a face full of coloured powder, like in the "porch pirates" videos.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Not a day goes by that Trump is not an international embarrassment and disgrace. After Xi gets up from the table, criminal conman Trump shames himself by opening Xi's personal notebook.

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@MrPitbull07 Joke or not, I'm trying this if anyone breaks into my house (or if my mother-in-law visits😉).

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

This morning, a 65 year-old man woke up in the early hours and heard thieves in his garage.

He called the police. Unfortunately, the officer on the phone told him they don't have any police officers free at the moment.

The guy hung up and then called again in a moment and tells the officer:
- it's about these thieves in my garage.
Don't bother coming anymore i’ve shot them.

After literally 2 minutes, 4 police cars, Armed response, counter terrorists, ambulances turned up,..... Thieves were obviously caught.

Police officers had a chat with the gentleman
Officer says - " You said you shot them! "
Gentlemen - " And you said you don't have a free police car "

Credit: Rudes On a roll

[Niall Harbison @NiallHarbison]

A little behind the scenes tour of what my Friday looks like and the crazy progress happening everywhere at Happy Doggo.

I wanted to make this video with no editing or planning just to show you what things are really like.

With Rocky appearing at the end ❤️

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@ethansgrumps @higgyboson Why appeal? Probably thinks £100 is a small price to pay for a lifetime of being able to moan about HMRC.

"Don't get me started on HMRC! Did I tell you about the time they killed my accountant, just so they could fine me a hundred quid!!!"

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@barnyboatman @DanNeidle You're spot on about surveyors' reports Barny. Although I did manage to get compensation off them years ago. But not until they revisited my property 3 times and rejected my claim each time. They tried to say because they mentioned a ceiling crack, that covered beams.

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@GCraps7112020 @WSOP @dwpoker @Stapes Seeing how Stapes invented the phrase "a chip and a chair", he's entitled to call them what he wants.

Please don't fall into the trap and say it wasn't Stapes who came up with it.