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I complain about things a lot. Not all the time in real life, but all the time on this Twitter.

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Dearest boomers on the 5am bus. No, no one is awake. Yes it is early. Yes we saw the moon. Please, use your indoor voice.

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Hey everybody. Never fly @JetBlue . Disgruntled Moose out.

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He's like a little spinning cannonball of snowboarding prowess

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Justice for A.Hirano. he just landed a triple and is in SECOND?!?!?

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@HeyNannery Did you see Nathan Chen's jam sesh at the end of his free routing? Man dropped it low like Megan Thee Stallion

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@NBCOlympics hey there. Can someone pass along to the audio tech people that no one can hear the commentators over the background music when yall do replays. Or the sound of the snow/ice too

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@thepointsguy Allowing a small child to lie down on my seat to sleep. I had to do laps until the flight attendants told me to sit and his mom woke him up and he cried for the next like 2 hrs. #15hrflight

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@IceCastles hello! Is anyone from NH able to chat? What's the dealio with this storm if we cant make it?

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@HeyNannery Congrats! You've earned it

[Evan Hill @evanhill]

The door was required by law to be self-closing but was broken. The space heater was being used in a building with four complaints about lack of heat in 2021. It's owned by a group of investors that includes a company co-founded by a member of Adams' own transition team.

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@HeyNannery My fave sandwich was a chicken parm from a place in queens that got busted for being part of a coke ring...no wonder a 12 inch sammich was $9

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@ATT how do I stop receiving the spam texts about "paying my att bill click here to get a gift"? Is the only solution switch carriers since yall ain't doing nothing about it?

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@Delta tell me why I've spoken to 5 people about a problem and 1 just hung up on me after I waited 40 minutes on hold, now I gota hold another hour to get back on the phone with someone?

[City of New York @nycgov]

did it hurt? when u had bagels and pizza literally anywhere else

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@Twitter how do you stop getting "recommended for you" tweets in the bell notification page? Thanks

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@FlexiSpot Hello? Are you a bot that keeps sending me the same thing?

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@FlexiSpot hi there. I have been trying to email customer service for a few days and your email is full so is your voicemail can you tell me how I can reach out to you?

[New York Rangers @NYRangers]

This season...

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@FlexiSpot Hello? Anyone there?

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This is all my coworkers and I were quoting this morning.

[that’s not my name @snarky_snack]

Watching the launch, and all I can think of is Austin Powers #BlueOrigin