Incorrect Darkwing Duck

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Negaduck: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge Darkwing Duck.
Bushroot: What?
Negaduck: [throws a wrench at Bushroot's face]

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Darkwing: They’re here.
Launchpad: You think it’s a trap?
Darkwing: Definitely.
Launchpad: You wanna go spring it?
Darkwing: Absolutely.

{Anon}

[ᴛʜᴇ 𝟸ɴᴅ ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ @CosmicRecorder]

//someone draw this-

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Launchpad: Careful, it might be a trap.
Darkwing: Allow me. *proceeds towards trap*
Launchpad: What, it's not a trap if you do it?

{Anon}

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Agent Gryzlikof: You’re late
Darkwing: A hero is never late. Everyone else is simply early.

{Anon}

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Launchpad and Darkwing (submitted by anon)

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Darkwing: It’s gonna take more than a plucky attitude to stop Quackerjack
Gosalyn: Dad, don’t call us plucky. We don’t know what it means

{Anon}

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Darkwing: Hey everybody, today my clone pushed me, so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. *Picture of Negaduck appears on-screen* The benefits of killing him would be, I would get pushed way less.

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Gos: You panicked & did the wrong thing, didn't you
DW: I'm offended you think I didn't do that on purpose!
Gos: *eyeroll*
DW: Don't roll your eyes at me young lady!
Gos: Wait, how did you know I did that?!
DW: *cackles mysteriously* I have my ways. Besides, you just admitted it!

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Gosalyn: What did you say?

Hooter: I said, "Whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoe"!

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Bonus:

DW (fretfully): *covers Gosalyn's eyes* You do NOT need to hear this!
Gos (annoyed): DA-AD, you're covering my EYES, not my EARS!
DW (darkly): I know; I don't want you to see what I do to him

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Darkwing and Negaduck: *fist fighting behind the counter at a Waffle House*
Launchpad: Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?

{Anon}

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@W_Vanderquack It's a joke. It's Darkwing simplifying the fact that Negaduck was raised by other people. I wanted to say he was raised by other parents, but I felt the reference would get lost if I changed the words too much, and it wouldn't be funny.

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Launchpad: You know what, bro?
Darkwing: What, bro?
Launchpad: If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you, bro
Darkwing: [clutches heart] …bro

{Anon}

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DW: Negaduck is beyond reason. But... he's of my DNA.

Scrooge: He killed 80 people in 2 days.

DW: ...he was adopted?

{From Avengers}

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[reassuring innocent bystanders]
Gizmoduck: Everyone back! We’re The Justice Ducks! We've got this!
Darkwing: [screaming in background]

{Anon}

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Launchpad: What are we gonna do?!
Gosalyn: I could start a fire!
Darkwing: No! But... keep that in your back pocket

{Anon}

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Launchpad: That’s one of my biggest fears

Drake: What is?

LP: If I ever woke up as a chocolate cake...

Gosalyn: You would eat yourself

LP: *crying* I wouldn’t even question it

{Stolen from @incorrectkotrt}