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You’ve waited an entire off-season, plus the first two weeks of the 2023 campaign, but finally it’s here… as soon as I “finish” this 36 minute phone call….
With an homage to the late great @jimmybuffett it’s your 2023 INCREASED REVENUE WEEK 3 PREVIEW..
Fins: Can’t you feel him circling, @gsschne ? Can’t you feel him swimming around? The Commish has receivers to left, system quarterbacks to the right and you’re the 9th best scoring team around.
Kevilchick got 10 guys on bye
and “Poor poor me” he’s gonna cry
Asking PG to make concessions like he surrendered in Versailles
THAT’S WHAT’S IN….
@PhillyFriar
Neil has been this year’s surprise
He’s got his eyes on that big gold prize
Yet assuming a win over Ken is unwise
THAT’S WHAT’S IN…..
@Kenny_Osborne@MittenVet
*Scott Hanson voice*
We’ve reached the Witching Hour of Week 7 of Increased Revenue. Time to buckle in, multitask if you need to, and embrace the lifestyle.
Inappropriate: The power dynamics here are a bit messy as 2-1 @gsschne takes on 1-2 @PhillyFriar. G, despite having 3rd worst pt total, finds himself a game above Kev with 2nd most pts through 3 weeks. Even @mattbarnesRHP finds the prospect of a 1-3 Kev disturbing
The Same: What do @adamlevine@DocRivers and Ime Udoka have in common with @tQqqq123?? They’re each winless through 3 weeks of the IR season. Tom will look to snap his string of bad luck with an upset dub over ole reliable @MarcPGoulet
Strange: In our #FleshLite game of the week, @MittenVet battles @LazerAc for a spot atop the standings. Neils been playing from behind since our inaugural season, while a W could find Drew #ontop with a 2 game lead.
Hatred of a Thousand Suns: This weeks namesake derived from the @tQqqq123 & @LazerAc rivalry. Who can forget Drew's @DonaldSsterling inspired voicemails left from TQ many years ago. Tom will look to doll out some overdue justice with an upset W and reset his 2022 trajectory.
2 teams at 2-0, 2 at 0-2 and the rest at 1-1. Will the cream rise to the top this week? Or will we be left with a messy bush of 2-1 squads with proclamations of domination being a bit premature...
Let’s break out the internet quotes, it's the #HATEWeek Week 3 Preview
Family Hate: The original form of hate #Bloodline Hate. One's cool, the other not. One's studious, the other maybe can't read? One chill, the other about as much fun as an anxious 78 year old. Top 2 pt scorers @MarcPGoulet & @Patrick_Goulet meet in the #FleshLite game of the week