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[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Mikoras who had been terrorizing Kisumu residents escaped Sayuni's WiFi signal by a whisker after DCI sleuths missed the target as the duo fled the scene following a successful clearing and forwarding mission. Today, someone's mother would have been crying kwikwi while erecting a tent to receive mourners ready to feast that rice that cooks one one. Unfortunately for the undertakers, business was postponed after the two Mikoras were arrested when their getaway motorbike suddenly developed stage fright and refused to accelerate. Chesaa!!

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| Cristiano Ronaldo interrupted his holiday to watch Al Nassr's friendly against Almería today.

He took time to greet the squad and meet his new coach, Ange Postecoglou.

[FotMob @FotMob]

Despite his 8 Ballon D’ors, Lionel Messi has NEVER been sold for a fee across his career! 🤯💰

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| NEW: Kaoru Mitoma will 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐁𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐃 following a car accident in Japan that left a cyclist injured. ⚖️🇯🇵

Japanese prosecutors concluded both Mitoma and the cyclist had ignored traffic signals at the time of the incident.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇨🇻 Bubista leaves head coach role at Cape Verde after historical World Cup.

He’s now the new head coach at Moroccan club RS Berkane. 🇲🇦

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The UAE now requires Kenyans applying for work or residence visas to pass mandatory medical tests, including HIV and TB screening.

Some jobs also require negative tests for Hepatitis B, syphilis, and pregnancy before a visa is approved

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨🎙️| Neymar’s father: “I can’t guarantee that he’s 100% done with the Seleção. Maybe he can come back.”

🗣️ Neymar replies: “It’s not my dad playing!”

[Football Pulse @IndecheVictor]

@Kingsmind254 @ubuntutimesUg @SpiceDianaUg Mimi hata nilikuwa nishanyonji. Ingekuwa mimi ningemuinamisha hapo hapo. Anaku kuwaste time.

[Pamela @PamelaNjoku2]

Manchester United Anthem ❤️❤️

[Football Pulse @IndecheVictor]

@NaijaHighLord @SolomonArchibon @ESPNAfrica You're stupid. You cannot comprehend a simple statement. Go back and collect your school fees.

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨JUST IN: Flixton FC has commented on Jadon Sancho using their facilities for training

“Jadon was not on trial with the club and was not involved in any transfer discussions. He simply used our facilities for a private training session to maintain his fitness while preparing for the next chapter of his career.”

[OneFootball @OneFootball]

It’s crazy to think Gianluigi Buffon was THAT good he finished 4th in the 2017 Ballon d’Or rankings... at the age of 39 🤯🧤

Most footballers wouldn’t even come close to the top 20 when they’re almost 40, but the Italian remained a brick wall throughout the entirety of his career 🧱

An undeniable legend of the game 🙇‍♂️

[utdreport @utdreport]

Back to this goal 😮‍💨❤️

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨 𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑: Toni Kroos is the only player to reach the “Champions League” final 7 times.

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨💰 The clubs that have spent the most money in the transfer market since 2020:

🥇 Chelsea 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 — €2.41 BILLION
🥈 Man City 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 — €1.45 BILLION
🥉 Tottenham 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 — €1.38 BILLION
4️⃣ Man Utd 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 — €1.28 BILLION
5️⃣ Arsenal 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 — €1.16 BILLION
6️⃣ PSG 🇫🇷 — €1.12 BILLION
7️⃣ Liverpool 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 — €1.12 BILLION
8️⃣ Newcastle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 — €1.00 BILLION
9️⃣ Juventus 🇮🇹 — €935.16M
🔟 Aston Villa 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 — €845.85M
1️⃣1️⃣ West Ham 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 — €824.25M
1️⃣2️⃣ Bayern 🇩🇪 — €798.75M

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| NEW: Como will 𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐊𝐄 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 of any season-ticket holder who misses three home games without valid reason. 🪪❌

The club wants to guarantee a full stadium every home game following their Champions League qualification.

[@RMCsport]

[Football Pulse @IndecheVictor]

@kijana_misa Mafi inakuimpress sana?

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

New Gor Mahia striker Denis Omedi had his goal nominated for Puskas.

[Barça Universal @BarcaUniversal]

❗️Lamine Yamal: "Because my father is still young, I also see him as a friend. We see each other every day and play PlayStation together."

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

Notorious B.I.G.'s Grandmother Has Turned 104 Years Old 🙏🏽🖤

Both Biggie and His Mom, Voletta, Passed Away Before Her 🕊🕊