India’s musings

🐕 My thoughts on life, liberty and the pursuit of green dental chews. Live with the divine #Blanket @RadfordLeigh and the stupid #OtherThing @JHarlanMize #PUMP

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I haven't lived in Washington for that long, but I always knew my arch enemy @UPS man eventually would track me down. #evil

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🎂Happy Birthday🎂
to the divine #Blanket👍
💞@RadfordLeigh💞
The best human I've ever known
😍🐕🐕🐶🐕🐕😍
Stupid #OtherThing @JHarlanMize👎 isn't that bad either ...

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@RadfordLeigh @JHarlanMize 👅

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I hate being left home alone.
#StupidHumans #DogCruelty

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#Blanket says I should say "thank you" to stupid #OtherThing @JHarlanMize for new flavor of dog food. She knows I don't roll that way. #StupidHumans #PUMP

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@RadfordLeigh @JHarlanMize I am proud to be #RescueDog, especially considering how far I have come. Just check out some of my "light" reading behind me.

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@RadfordLeigh @JHarlanMize How dare you publicly mention that I was a rescue! I am proud how I overcame my "humble" background to accomplish so much. #StopRescueShaming

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@RadfordLeigh @JHarlanMize Still love 💞#Blanket💞
@RadfordLeigh

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@RadfordLeigh @JHarlanMize 🐕

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@RadfordLeigh @JHarlanMize #NoAppreciation? I have tolerated "cuddle in" for more than nine years! #StopCanineCruelty Sounds like you have been listening to stupid #OtherThing @JHarlanMize #CantGetWorse

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So I had a little diarrhea inside #OtherThing's house. That's no reason for me to be relegated to the back yard. #sad Sometimes I wonder why I even allow him to live here ...

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This is me in my native habitat.

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#Blanket @RadfordLeigh and #OtherThing @JHarlanMize were grilling beef and salmon last night but expected me to eat rancid "dog food" made in Thailand. #sad Maybe they should take a big bite of what they expect me to eat. #CantGetWorse

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Stupid #OtherThing @JHarlanMize thought I should sleep in the garage. I squealed to divine #Blanket @RadfordLeigh. Guess who is sleeping in the garage now? Hint: He has two legs. #StupidBoy #Comeuppance

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Several thousand of my followers have direct messaged me wanting to know what #PUMP means. It's an acronym for "Pick Up My Poop." Most humans are so stupid that they don't know the difference between an abbreviation and an acronym, which is why they are required to #PUMP.

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There's a vicious rumor going around that I flunked out of Stanford. The truth is that I dropped out because it wasn't challenging enough. Besides, I have more important things to do with my days ... #MindPalace #StupidHumans

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I hate being left home alone.
#StupidHumans #DogCruelty

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So it's a beautiful Saturday afternoon. I have better things to do with my time.

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A couple stupid rabbits had the audacity to be on MY front yard this morning when I started walking with divine #Blanket @RadfordLeigh and stupid #OtherThing @JHarlanMize. They're lucky I was tethered by that stupid leash (#sad!) or I would be having hasenpfeffer for breakfast.

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Next time #blanket @RadfordLeigh wants to "cuddle in," I'm calling @peta #StopDogCruelty #HumansSmellBad

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I just heard the stupid #OtherThing @JHarlanMize say he thinks I've lost weight. Maybe he should have fed me that flank steak he was eating last night instead of "paw lickin' chicken." #barf #StupidBoy

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I haven't lived in Washington for that long, but I always knew my arch enemy @UPS man eventually would track me down. #evil