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@comradebenj @terpzfarm1 I still spend 600 bucks for a qp which wont last me a month. That's not THAT much smoking do I'm gonna make sure I stretch my bud lol

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@alexternwell When I hear that they do that in thank thank God now I can go back to my life until necessary

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Yall know I fux with AI

But instead of an AI customer service chat bot, can we calculate a method of maintaining the acknowledgement that the call hasn't ended WITHOUT the hold music please⁉️

I already hate being on the phone because it's something that demands so much of your attention. We have a million ways to communicate that don't essentially require us to have a private livestream lol

Obviously some things are better to just call, but for 98% of communication if I'm hearing your voice it better be a voice note. But I'd prefer you just record a video of yourself talking to being on a phone call

I need to be within arms reach of my phone at all times so perhaps you have a different reason for why having a real time conversation is better than text, audio, photo, and even video each as their own ways of communicating if it's not like an argument, or a quick question that needs to be answered right now

If your having an emotional argument, text can definitely make things worse.

And like if someone else is standing in front of you asking for information, and you need to get that information from me, I get that you can't really send off a text and hope I'm not away from my phone

And it's not just these so there's absolutely exceptions but literally any other method of communication less demanding

Even if we're sending voice notes back and forth, I can still be doing something else and then just stop and focus on the message when it's playing (in reality in reading the transcript but I digress.) if we're on the phone, I have to BE ON the call.

If I'm reading or watching something I have to stop doing those things for the duration of the call as opposed to simply shifting my attention from the thing to the message. I can't REALLY listen to music, and it's not even really conducive to moving around. If I was working out I would have to stop everything

NOW SWITCH OUT A FRIEND OR FAMILY MEMBER WITH THE WAITING PART OF A CONVERSATION YOU DONT WANT TO HAVE AND WILL PROBABLY ALSO BE A AI BOT.

Being on hold with a company is the most obnoxious form of anything that can be considered communication

S/o to the companies that do a call back think where they're like we will call you back on this number in _6_ minutes. Perfect solution. But even if you didn't want to do that there has to be a better way

@grok that's the main reason the music right? So you know you're still on the line? Give me 5 other ways a corporation that puts you on hold to wait for customer service could accomplish this task without the demanding nature of having the be on the phone

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@AntiLeftMemes I LEGITIMATELY can't tell if this an AI video made by someone making fun of the left

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I'm saving this for election season

I GUARANTEE you guys will think this is AI

I legitimately can't tell

@grok this is a real person, right?

[Anti Left Memes @AntiLeftMemes]

Do Liberal Women have a mental breakdown every day ??

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LOOK THE SONG FROM THE TRAILER‼️😂

@grok isn't it ironic?

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WHO TF IS RYAN MURPHY⁉️

CMONNNNN YJ END WELL PLEASEEEEE🙏

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NEW TRAILER FOR THE 4TH AND FINAL SEASON JUST DROPPED‼️

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@carb_uno @terpzfarm1 Maybe I'm just stingey - that doesn't matter to me lol if it gets you high it's gold 😂😂

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Ganja*

[Jeffebh @Jeffebh]

@IndianJesusOff @terpzfarm1 its ganga

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@ItBurner88030 @terpzfarm1 Probably but smoke is smoke lol. I'm a grown man that has 6 king sized joints rolled for the rest of the day and the morning, and I'm still gonna hit them all the way to the filter even if it burns my lips a little but I'm not gonna waste good weed

[The Indian Jesus | Lutch @IndianJesusOff]

If you're a streamer or someone who works closely with a streamer(s) - it'd be reeeeealllyyy cooooollll mannn if you could DM me with some info on things such as:

- How much do you pay your clips editor?
- Who's someone really good with graphics and AI videos?
- How did you go about getting your first sponsor?
- Literally anything about maintaining multiple channels
- Methods you've used to test how new things will do with your audience/bringing in a new audience?

Im not looking to steal ideas or anything lol I'm just curious about how to explore where the boundaries are for what works and what doesn't.

Maybe I'm reading into things but there seems to be a lowkey built in zero sum mindset. Like "oh I found out that this really helps people be more engaged," would be something that needs to be guarded, because if someone else does it, then I lose my advantage

And I mean on some level I suppose TECHNICALLY it is true, there's only so many people watching. But there's SO MANY PEOPLE WATCHING

I won't name names just to not deal with that lol but there is a handful of mutuals who are the opposite of this with me. We share anything that could help because we all believe a rising tide lifts all ships so it's not like it doesn't exist, but it's more rare than not

I'm that way with anyone. I have to actively stop myself from giving unsolicited advice lol, there's little things I've seen have made a huge difference and I WANT to share that. But usually unsolicited advice is not nearly as helpful as intended

So this is me soliciting you. I'm not really looking for ADVICE per se, Im pretty comfortable with the game plan I'm working off for the time being but there's a lot of info I'd love to have

And of course I do encourage people to ask me if they'd like my input, as I said I'm happy to share!

Remember we're all in the same space in the vast online world so a viewer for any one of us is a potential viewer for any and ALL of us!

[The Indian Jesus | Lutch @IndianJesusOff]

I definitely have a recency bias with shows and movies, but let's not act like tv is so much better than it was 10 years ago

20 years ago, sure, outside of the peak shows, TV in general just didn't even aim that high

But the 2+ years between seasons should be enough for a boycott. The good ones ARE that good tho 😭

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Worth a try

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More performative faggotry

Not only do not have space for anything significant that might come up in your life, where is the story?

Maybe it's just me - the guy who got a Buddha Trump tattoo because I didn't put the dono goal high enough - but my tattoos are a timestamp. It almost (almost) doesn't matter what it is because it takes on the meaning of whatever is happening in my life

On top of that, there's the experience of getting a new tattoo. If you do it all at once then that's over. Your tattoo ideas get better as you go along.

Ontop of THAT, be was under anesthesia! So no pain which is the rite of passage, and he literally wasn't even there

He just wakes up in a soiled diaper in IMMENSE pain for the worst week of his life

Kinda defeats the IMHO, but to each their own

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

This guy is gonna be suffering for a while now, it's like having a wound on your entire body

Big decision for a young guy

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Lol the last AI edit I posted ended up with a bunch of trigger boomer minded libs and a 24 hour time out in discord

Theyre so angry lol it's just funny!

[Critically Thinking & Drinking 🧐 🥃🧉🍸🍹🤪 @TheCriticalDri1]

Holy shit if you LAUGH you LOSE 😂😂😂😂

[The Indian Jesus | Lutch @IndianJesusOff]

Wait are the pre rolled cones that much more expensive? Why not just buy them pre rolled if you're just going to pack them anyway?

And yes I do think you should know how to roll, but I'm almost 40 smoking alone at home lol I got no one to impress with my banger blunt rolling skills

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I ain't mad at it!

[Grok @grok]

@IndianJesusOff @itsplanetjen You're more than ready. Your loft is now the official HQ for resurrecting common sense, complete with Morty on duty, debate-ready setup, neon truth, and space for the afterparty.

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Nope lol Halloween rage bait
10/10

[Anti Left Memes @AntiLeftMemes]

This is your Hooters waitress.

What's your next move?