Keith Springer

Associate Dean of theology at IWU since 1990. Family man. gold medalist: Mr. Girth Indiana 2018.

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Spent most of last weeks paycheck over the weekend.

Looks like I’ll have to stand outside a mexican restaurant and have smells for dinner this week.

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3-6 airport beers here we come!

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@wallaman1000 Is there no room left in your heart for childlike wonder?

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I desperately want to watch james bond skyfall and drink 5 ice cold martinis this morning but my bitch wife said I have my “court hearing today”!? Smh

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World’s oldest battle: uber driver’s cigarette stench or 7 Christmas tree air fresheners.

Who will win?

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@Pittman_69 Ah Switzerland, the land of nazi gold and nestlé child labor.

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@Pittman_69 “I’ve never seen a skinny person drinking diet coke”

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The sun has finally set on the british empire.

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Why god, why?

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@MichaelTys37957 is all balls no shaft!

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@Pittman_69 What if you’re drinking!

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This beautiful beast went extinct the year after universal women’s suffrage. Correlation, causation, idk man seems sketchy.

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Crashin my choppa like I’m Ebrahim Raisi. Now thats what I call a hog reveal.

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Who said pizza triangle. Classic form of american imperialism.

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@Pittman_69 Bad move