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try me

[wallerheimer @wallaman1000]

I’ve always wanted to be that dude in charge when the main guy has to leave

[wallerheimer @wallaman1000]

You want me to walk more and track on a pedometer? A pedo-meter? I, for one, want a low rating on the pedo-meter.

You people make me sick to my stomach. Have fun in jail asshole.

[Max Lugavere @maxlugavere]

Just telling people they slept poorly led to impaired cognitive function. Telling them they slept fine preserved it.

[Josh Robinson @jaybird5129]

@spann Beautiful whitetail grazing in the dunes on 30A

[wallerheimer @wallaman1000]

I simply could not care less if a place is Michelin starred or not. Feel like people decided that was important a few years ago. If that’s your metric for what defines a good restaurant, please learn how to think for yourself.

[wallerheimer @wallaman1000]

@CoachDanGo Rice cooker

[wallerheimer @wallaman1000]

Datasite remembers me when I log in, but the hood don’t even recognize me when I roll up no more. What’s a gangsta like me doin with his CPA anyways

[wallerheimer @wallaman1000]

SoFi stadium blows man

[wallerheimer @wallaman1000]

Need me one of those summer Friday jobs

[wallerheimer @wallaman1000]

7. Night moves by Bob Seger
8. Saturday in the Park
9. Like I’m gonna lose you Megan trainor
10. Mr Brightside

[wallerheimer @wallaman1000]

Top 10 least favorite songs of all time (from worst to not as awful)

1. Don’t stop believin. I hate it.
2. Hey Jude
3. Imagine by John Lennon
4. Waterloo by ABBA wanted to KMS when my band played it
5. Shut up and dance, wedding band edition
6. We are the children

[wallerheimer @wallaman1000]

Not bad for a creature with no vertebrae!

[wallerheimer @wallaman1000]

I hate “Night Moves” by Bob Seger

[wallerheimer @wallaman1000]

@KerrsCreekKilla Dog we’ve played scrabble multiple times recently

[wallerheimer @wallaman1000]

@ThursdayBeers1 @swlittauer @dcyimbys Agreed. It’s not that it’s illegal to build pretty buildings, just that it’s illegal to build certain apartments based off of density, height, etc.

Those attributes shouldn’t be illegal, but it is certainly no guarantee that we’d have nice looking buildings. I mean look at noma

[wallerheimer @wallaman1000]

I take those showers where the suds and bubbles are floating overhead. My whimsy is unmatched. La Dee Da. Splish splash.

You? Your pathetic session of getting wet in a sterile box may not even qualify as a shower. Lukewarm water trickles over your miserable self.

[wallerheimer @wallaman1000]

Explain to me how my silver line train ended up in west falls church. How. Why am I there right now.

[Metrorail Info @Metrorailinfo]

UPDATE: Orange/Blue/Silver Line: Customers will continue to experience delays to New Carrollton and Downtown Largo due to a signal problem outside Foggy Bottom.

[wallerheimer @wallaman1000]

Do NOT watch LOTR with your girlfriend if she’s not independently enthused about it. Not only will she complain the entire time about it, she’ll insist she finish them with you because you like them all while outwardly disliking them.

[wallerheimer @wallaman1000]

@spann seeing a lot of reports of snow up to 20in the DC area this weekend. Curious your thoughts, think these snowfall predictions are likely to pan out or if still pretty up in the air?

[wallerheimer @wallaman1000]

2026 ins:
Bowling
Romance
Certified Public Accountants
Fender Rhodes keyboards
Connect 4
Disc golf

2026 outs:
Day in the life videos
SEC burners
Most bars in DC
Trader Joe’s frozen meals (excl. Lasagana)

[wallerheimer @wallaman1000]

At the lanes. My frames are a chain reaction.