IndianaJet

NY Jets fan, Brooklyn born and raised but adulting in Central Indiana. IU Bloomington law grad (2002) Go Hoosiers! 2023 Circa Survivor Champion.

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The only thing I’ll say about the IU/ILL game is that you have approximately 2 hours left to bet Mendoza at 30-1 to win the Heisman.

#IUFB

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@TomMarsLaw You’re assuming he really has a “mental health” problem.

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@NickRodecap Yeah. Stand alone store maybe around 106th street if I remember correctly. Looked just like that one.

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@TreyWallace So Cody Campbell is proving you can become a billionaire even if you’re an idiot.

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@FreddyLA7 Anyone who's been stuck in the mud in Alabama knows, you step on the gas, one tire spins, the other tire does nothing.

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@hoosierpants For reasons that can be explained by a quick google search of “Brazil fans”, I’m gonna have to lean Brazil.

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@elsathora Home of the National Champs!

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@fiago7

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@wesj_42 The south is used to being around losers of major wars.

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@LandonTengwall I mean, it was IU 2022. Who wouldn’t bet the under? And I say that as someone who went to every single 2022 home game. (Although I may have left early a few times).

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@CarsonDField Bro can have all the money in the world, it’s not buying this:

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@TXTechsanAlum @Big12Conference @CollieronTV @GoBearcatsFB @IndianaFootball Bro…if you want to go ahead and void IU’s 4 wins from 2022, go for it.

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@NebraskaCubbie Dog walked by the team that got dog walked by IU a week later. They “think” they’re good.

They’re not.

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@TheGameVerse

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@CF_Budge IU losing @DangeloPondss to the draft and still having an elite secondary.

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If a crackhead can figure it out, why can't most of the rest of us?

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Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

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@griffschiller Back in the day people were camping over night to get in line to see movies. Consider yourself lucky.

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@Variety Booked directly through my local 70 MM theater. They opened up sales about 10 minutes early.

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@CultureCrave Tickets for the 70 mm IMAX screen at the Indiana St. Museum actually went on sale about 8 minutes early if you went directly through the St. Museum website. Easy peasy. Had an email confirmation in my in box at 11:54 a.m.

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@indystar The roads in Carmel are fantastic....just sayin.