The Indigestible Bulk

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@moo9000 To @Ofcom

Love - Everyone

[Mikko Ohtamaa @moo9000]

After spending 480 days and UK taxpayers' money on it, Ofcom finds it cannot fine an American company GBP 950,000.

Ofcom gives up.

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@yardsaleartist https://t.co/mlGDRrFwPh

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@Lt_Joe_Bookman @ukhomeoffice Thank you for the fact check and correction. Silly me.

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#georgecostanza
#Seinfeld

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@danhinvesting @Keir_Starmer - "ONLY THE GREATEST IDENTIFICATION CREATED BY MAN AAAAND...ITS DIGITAL!"

@Keir_Starmer - "DIGITAL!"

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@wef @Davos, There...I fixed it. Gib lods of emone plz, kthx

#bigtittygoths

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@Keir_Starmer Don't think you have, mate...

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@BigBrotherWatch https://t.co/PfhPnW8rea

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@SkyNews @robpowellnews Tough Break @wef @Davos

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Burnham scraps Starmer's digital ID scheme in first major policy pledge, with the money being redirected to other priorities, such as the cost of living crisis.

Sky's political correspondent @robpowellnews has the latest.

https://t.co/ycRZw8BNlM

📺 Sky 501

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@alanvibe @andyburnham

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@bluewiddowx I'm not sure if cake is supposed to be juicy...I mean, if it's a "juicy" cake then its probably not baked through and if I were you, I would request a refund from the baker and go to a different baker cause that baker was bad and they should feel bad.

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

>talks shit about China for 15 years
>passes the exact same mass surveillance law

?????

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@VictoriaHa50399 Klaus Schwab is a quack and a kraut whingebag. The only time he's happy is when his colostomy bag has nothing in them.

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@Tironianae1

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@Resist_CBDC They didn't say anything about needing a permit to redesign the @wef logo with low-brow toilet humor and memes...

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@Guigz75116 I think there was a mixup at the @wef marketing department in @Davos...

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@Guigz75116 There...I fixed the @Davos @wef logo.

"Whats the deal with Meat?! I mean c'mon. You got bugs! Eat those, own nothing and be happy about it"

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*We now return to "Ursula and Pals" on WEF Entertainment*

Gestapo - "Citizen! Ve Kaught You Having Zee Wank To The Fallen Madonna With Zee Big Boobies! Papers Please!"

Bloke - "Here"

Gestapo - "ZIS IS ZEE COCKTAIL NAPKIN"

*Canned Laughter*

Gestapo - "VHAT WAS ZAT LAUGHING? VHAT IS SO FUNNY? VHAT IS ZIS HUMOUR?"

Bloke - "The paper! It has my DEUTSCHEMARKS on it"

*Extensive Canned Laughter*

Gestapo - "STOP ZIS! STOP ZIS AT ONCE HERR BLOKE! ZIS IS NICHT FUNNY! ZIS IS A VERY ZERIOUS CRIME!"

Bloke - "No it isnt! Quit...VON DER LYING!"

*Audience whooping and more canned laughter*

*Ursula and Pals was filmed on a surveillance network in Berlin. If you live in the Berlin Area and would like to see Ursula and Pals Call KL-53228*

Gestapo - "GOTTEN HIMMEL! VHAT IS HAPPENING? VHAT IS ZIS? ZIS IS SILLY AND I DONT UNDERSTAND HUMOR BECAUSE ZEE STEREOTYPES!"

*Jumps out Window*

Bloke - "Talk about the Fall of the Berlin Wall! Woo! Good Night Folks!"

*Outro Theme Plays, Gestapo scooped up off pavement with giant pizza flipper, doused in gasoline and burned in a ditch like that Butt-Hurt Austrian Painter Guy*