Nahuel Perez

Al boludo lo dejas solo cinco minutos y se hace un Twitter. Guerras mundiales + gorilaje + bardo al pedo.

[Peñargrol @CAPArgento__]

perdon amor, te juro que no puedo. tengo que ir a cazar una utopía imposible en el area de turquia.

[ElBuni @therealbuni]

Los turcos tumbaron las paredes de constantinopla

Pero no pudieron contra paraguay porque son expertos en hacer muros

La venganza del fratachado

[PEPE @soyunargento]

Paraguay terminó el partido en el que eliminó a Turquía del Mundial con el arquero de San Lorenzo, Canale de Lanús en la defensa y Avalos de Independiente en el ataque. Domó la liga Argentina

[Jim Halpert Argento @sapillopillo]

EN MI VIDA VI JUGADORES TAN BURROS COMO LOS DE TURQUIA Y ESO QUE EXISTE BOCA

[Football Manager ARG @FM_Argentina]

Turquía pateo 50 entre los dos partidos, hizo 0 goles y se está quedando afuera. Podría ser um equipo mío en el FM.

[Mûriëlo @LordMurielo]

ES VERDAD YO LO VI, LO VENDIERON JUNTO CON LOS GLACIARES

[Bernardo Erlich 🍋 @berlich]

Cuando ya creía haber visto todo en el tránsito tucumano, hoy dobló y se metió en avenida Belgrano un Fiat Uno sobreviviente de la guerra de Crimea, que iba EMPUJADO POR UN TIPO EN UN CICLOMOTOR. El vago lo empujaba con un pie apoyado en el baúl. Hacete de abajo Kusturica.

[Neuroblues @neuroblues7]

I am Maximus Decimus Pochettinus, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius Trumpus.

[Nancy Sanz @NancySanz18]

😂😂😂
Excelente fin de semana 🙏🏼✨

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

Why are they wasting all that perfectly good Brawndo? It’s got what plants crave.

[Steamcito 🧉 @steamcito_ar]

ni una empanada de darín

máximo descuento del 90%, aprox 15 horas de vicio cagándote a tiros con todo, recomendadísimo 👍

[Bam 🪶 El Señor De Los Chimangos @elcucharangobam]

El Chino puso en oferta el combo para el día del padre ausente

[Takanashi Kiara (HoloEN) @takanashikiara]

PLEASE DRAW KIARA IN FOOTBALL RELATED CLOTHES ARTISTS ❤⚽️ (if u wanna uwu)
キアラをサッカー服装とかで描いてくれると嬉しい！！

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

Regarding Belarus.

When the full-scale war began, we were hit by missiles that killed children and adults. And Alexander Lukashenko knows this. A large number of missiles were launched from Belarus. Back then, he called, apologized, and said it was out of his control. I don’t believe that, but that’s what he’s already said. Now, Russia will keep pushing him further into this war. Now, he understands that Ukraine will respond.

There’s no need for extra words. There are retransmitters on his communication towers. On his territory, along the two regions bordering Ukraine, there is equipment that adjusts fire on our people. He should remove that equipment. I think a week is enough for him to do that. Because right now, every day, our civilians are being killed, and children are being wounded as a result of this. If he doesn’t do it, we will.

The same goes for his oil-refining sector, for example. We are doing everything so that the Russians don’t have the ability to sell oil and supply diesel and fuel to their army. Today, Belarus is one of the key suppliers for the Russian army. Can this be stopped? I’m sure it’s within his power. And he is the one who controls it.

As for the drone strike on a bus with Belarusian children, everyone has already acknowledged it – international experts and, it seems, even the Russians are admitting it wasn’t our strike. The Russians will resort to all sorts of provocations to drag the Belarusian people into this war. This is one of them.

From the joint press interaction with the President of Honduras, Nasry Asfura. (1/3)

[WarMonitor🇺🇦🇬🇧 @WarMonitor3]

BREAKING:

Kier Starmer is considering stepping down according to the Times.

[Mûriëlo @LordMurielo]

Si te defiende Nancy Pazos hay una sola posibilidad: hiciste todo mal sin margen de error

[Mûriëlo @LordMurielo]

- Tu perro muerde?
- No, pero no sabes cómo vigila

[Diego @_DADC_]

@porquetendencia A ver qué piensa el javo del nuevo vocero?

[Nahuel Perez @IndoorGrinn]

@LordMurielo

[Mûriëlo @LordMurielo]

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