IncrediblePizzaSucks

Taking down America's Inedible pizza company with truth & hyperbolic sarcasm.

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@NickAdamsinUSA Bland Ass-Matador

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#IncrediblePizza

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The crust wasn't tasty. Nor the circular bread thing.

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I was nervous when Managing Partner @Natalie_Potvin told me to "eat the crust." I did it. Then I ate that circular bread thing around my #IncrediblePizza.

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Meditating hard. Visualizing my life's work getting owned. By a goddamned rat.

https://t.co/CNRUaycqh6

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Your competitor is a rat named Chuck. He's out-competing you. You're doing it wrong. https://t.co/ATfQoW2qod

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Incredible Pizza's website looks incredibly similar to 1989. #IncrediblePizza

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You can't spell "Incredible Pizza" without "Inedible Pizz."
#IncrediblePizza

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The CIA's new director has disavowed waterboarding. But she's been chillingly silent on #IncrediblePizza.

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So I'm at a party the other night and things are getting crazy. Then two guys walked up and asked if I'm bi-curious. And I'm like "Guys, if I wanted to get fucked while putting gross things in my mouth, I'd go to #IncrediblePizza, okay?"

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What do you call a pie with everything at #IncrediblePizza? SUPREMEly shitty.

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Bad sex is like bad pizza. They're both still Incredible.

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How to evacuate a theater: Shout "Fire." How to evacuate your bowels: #IncrediblePizza

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Remember that time in business school when you learned about Customer Lifetime Value? Neither does #IncrediblePizza.

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In a stunning breakthrough, scientists have created a drug that virtually eliminates the appetite. It's called #IncrediblePizza.

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Management Lesson 1, @Natalie_Potvin — Employees Resent Nepotism: "The management is fairly lackluster. The game room manager and general manager are married which means that anything wrong done is game room is completely over looked..." https://t.co/8rusdF4NCt

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2/2 "Lower management regularly and openly talking about how to get rid of people that they dislike flaunting their relationship with the owner and asking staff to call and report others for no reason."