Register for the Loony Bin Comedy Club in Little Rock before this Sunday and we will add The Lonny Bin in Tulsa to your registration. Get the last 2 Satellite for 2026. https://t.co/SbzeYYeAEA
We head back Down Under this week for our Adelaide Fringe performances! Can this show get any funnier AND sadder? If you or your friends are in the South Australia region, come find out at our hour-long tragicomedy.
Thursday - Sunday
12 March - 15 March
6:00pm
@ Arthur Arthouse
https://t.co/N8DnTzFWIL
@whatsoninad #adelaidefringe #fringe #tragicomedy #violin #comedy #ComedyNight
McDonald's is introducing its biggest burger in the franchise history: the Big Arch. And coincidentally, Novo Nordisk is introducing its biggest GLP-1: the Big Ozempic #jokes#McDonalds#Ozempic#bigarch
Topo Chico mineral water, which is made in Mexico, will be temporarily unavailable in the U.S. Also temporarily unavailable in the U.S.? Mexicans. #jokes#ICE#TopoChico
Tom Hank's son, Chet, is stranded in Columbia after a "passport problem." When he gets back, this will be the first time Chet has to go to rehab for "Columbian passport addiction." #jokes#columbia#PassportBros
Jelly Roll revealed he has a broken collarbone after he flipped an ATV. While the ATV maker stated they weren't at fault, Ozempic said "yeah, that was all us." #jokes#Ozempic#JellyRoll
Passengers evacuated a United Airlines flight at LAX on Monday after the plane's engine caught fire. When asked for a comment, a United Airlines spokesperson shrugged and said, "yeah, but it's still a better experience than Spirit." #jokes#airline#lax#Spirit
Day 06 - Kujira Kyojin Okinawa Whisky
βοΈ Captain Cornelius's Log Entry: Whisky Discovery! π₯
Prepare for takeoff with KUJIRA Kyojin Okinawa Whisky! π This isn't just a drink; it's a transcendent journey from the southernmost Japanese islands. Crafted by the 138-year-old masters at Masahiro Shuzo, Kyojin means "giant" and its flavor profile is equally powerful and legendary! Matured for 3 years in American White Oak, Okinawa's tropical climate accelerates the process, giving it unforgettable depth. Chart a course for legendary taste! πΊοΈ
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Day 04: The Famous Old Brand. π
Captain @InfamousACorn tastes the resurrected legend: Chicken Cock Kentucky Straight Bourbon. Think caramel, vanilla, and toasted oak... with a name you won't forget.
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Going live today with @breakroomnr and Galactus and HERBIE (and some other @newrockstars superstars) to talk all about The Fantastic 4! 2 PM on Twitch and YouTube!