InfernalWheel

Just a knuckle dragger trying to make my way. My magic markers write oracles of doom.
Not Interested. No lists.
Male, he/him

[InfernalWheel @InfernalWheel]

If youve ever sneezed & blew out your shoulder, welcome to your 50s.

[Carmella Cannoli @piccolobutt]

Stop using dipping sauces on pizza.

It’s disrespectful to the pie.

[pamplemousse @CushieButt]

even if you don't know
your body does

[Maddy 👗👟👒🍃☂️ @MadHatterMommy]

The good part about being too lazy to apply makeup is that you can continue to be lazy and not remove it.

[m @skitzocat]

the urge to sit when u see a surface to sit on

[l!v @bpddestroyer]

I can tell ur ass went to Jupiter to get more stupider

[DJB @Skinwalker5110]

I'm like a cat. I'll slap anything I don't understand.

[j e a n @jeanisalunatic]

Full moons are so extra on the first day of a new month.

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

*gets into an existential debate with CAPTCHA*

[Mr.Carter @dexteristwisted]

Talking to yourself is fun until someone else hears it

[LowBudgetMuthafucka @LowBudgetMofo]

I'm trying to grow as a person fuckface

[demsybean @demsybean]

i asked an interviewer something she liked about her job and she said "i've only been here three months" thank you so much for that glowing review linda

[Slappy @Slapmemam]

Sending my regards to the people who have to deal with me today.

[Slappy @Slapmemam]

Trying to explain that a "clear liquid diet" doesn't include the secret lasagna hidden in the bedside table.

[Social Outcast @SocialOutcast82]

*stirring Mac N' Cheese

Everything reminds me of her

[Social Outcast @SocialOutcast82]

The human body being able to stretch to obesity seems like a really big design flaw.

[Buddawiggi @MarkBuckawicki]

A draft just saying you, but it is pointing

[Social Outcast @SocialOutcast82]

Them: Any plans tonight?

Me: *laughs in introvert

[Buddawiggi @MarkBuckawicki]

Anxiety’s opposite is sadness. Good luck.

[Man of Letters @manofletterz]

Remember being a dick is a decision