InfoSec Borat

Security of Information Learnings for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

[Life Quotes! 🍀 @GirlsNoteBook]

Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies.

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#worstpassword abc123

[InfoSec Borat @InfoSecBorat]

Received grant on Astana University for cryptanalysis with "known plaintext, known key" attacks. Very nice!!!

[InfoSec Borat @InfoSecBorat]

Is 4 kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, statistics and firewall datasheet performance numbers.

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

1. Send email to male friends: "You need Penis enlargement!" 2. Wait for "you've been hacked" replies. 3. Tell them you definitely haven't.

[Dan Philpott @danphilpott]

RT @innismir: I'm thinking about changing my functional title at work to "Security Oompa Loompa" < You will need Snooki levels of tan spray

[InfoSec Borat @InfoSecBorat]

User is ask exception on web filter for collect prize in lottery. Is very lucky - he not even buy ticket!

[InfoSec Borat @InfoSecBorat]

Junior infosec guy think security by obscurity is turn off light at server room. Senior guy is not tell you what it is.