Dan Philpott

Cybersecurity risk manager: policy, practice, cloud, FISMA, FedRAMP. Goal: Live in a small library, not a large house. He/Him.

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Sometimes security implementations look fool proof. And by that I mean proof that fools exist.

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#StarWars #cuberpunk #bender #robocop #Alien #predator #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy #rocket #OnePunchMan #chainsawman #Deadpool #ricksanchez #meninblack #joker #Batman #stormtrooper #scifi #3dart #UnrealEngine

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@BenThePCGuy @Microsoft NTLM has been the gift that keeps on giving to the cybersecurity industry.

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How long will it take a group of ex-Twitter SMEs to build a rearchitected Twitter 2.0 without the legacy cruft and kludges? They'd put those lessons learned and 3-month severances to profitable use. (If only active user audiences grew as fast.)

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Confirming I am @danphilpott on the https://t.co/QFXQxiVOKF Mastodon server.

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@SecurityTrybe Old data. Running hashcat on an RTX 4090 x8 CUDA rig can crack any 8-character password hash in 48 minutes, not 8 hours, according to benchmarks from @Chick3nman512 as reported by @tomshardware https://t.co/wo7o6sJ6B1

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I can't stop watching @elonmusk implode. It's horrifying, but oddly compelling.

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@tcannoy Fair point. Visas in particular. Talent may stick around for health insurance, but that'd only last until they found another position.

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Can you help me understand why any talented Twitter staff, who could have other prospects, would stay on the job? I mean it's not like there is equity or an IPO to anchor them.

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@elonmusk It's almost like people can't stop watching this slow-motion corporate crash.

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@corg_e Maybe turn it over to the local police along with an explanation of how it had been used and how it came to be on your property? Gets it off your hands and documents its misuse officially.

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@alicegoldfuss Makes me sad the early Twitter alternatives didn't gain traction.

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@notshenetworks I think it's a red flag on the veracity of that user.

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A useful imperial measurements guide for the kitchen, the highest quality image of it I could find.

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Looks like Britain's embracing a Zero Truss architecture

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@AccidentalCISO You can't be an obsessive tab closer if you aren't an obsessive tab opener.

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In 80% of meetings, there is an inverse relationship between the number of people in the meeting and the effectiveness of the meeting.

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An amazing trailer for an amazing book, The Dancing Plague. Available now: https://t.co/x993PZR4cE

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My new favorite measure of time is the yoctosecond. If I could just work in a spacetime where I had one second per normal spacetime yoctosecond I'd have time enough to do all my work.

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@edwardmccabe Gastroenterologists and plumbers work on tubes and pipes separated by the porcelain throne demarc.

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@DeathwishDuck Probably a question only @RealRonHoward could answer as he's worked with all three.

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In a celebrity nice-off, who would win: Andy Griffith, Tom Hanks, or Keanu Reeves?